Miller weaponizes patriotism while accidentally proving unpopularity
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Clintons dodge subpoena, cable news enters eternal loop
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JUST IN - Bill and Hillary Clinton refuse to testify in the House’s Jeffrey Epstein investigation — NYT
Conway goes full dad-yelling-at-clouds, hits every insult button
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George Conway: “Donald Trump is a man who represents all the things we teach our children not to be. He’s a liar. He’s a thief. He’s a molester. He has no remorse, no shame, no empathy. He has no loyalty to the law, to the Constitution. This man is the lowest character of all”
Modi conjures invisible appeasement merchants at temple, very real and cool
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Gov gets stuffed in locker over Minneapolis shooting take (very normal)
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Holy ShitGov Shapiro (D-PA) fucking takes JD Vance’s lunch, lunch money and stuffs him into a locker in this interview with Meidas Touch. Take a few minutes out of your day to listen to him excoriate the VP on his take of the shooting of Renee Good in Minneapolis.
Governor speedruns 2028 campaign before Trump's term even starts
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Youngkin backs JD Vance for 2028, calls vice president a 'great' GOP nominee Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin signals support for JD Vance for 2028 presi...
PM Modi's Damroo Goes Viral, Nobody Knows Why It Matters
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ICE Barbie discourse meets federal detention facility fanfic
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If Trump and ICE Barbie think they can keep me from doing MY JOB to conduct oversight at federal detention centers like the one I was denied full access to today — they couldn’t be more wrong.
Politician forced to witness consequences, more at 11
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Kristi Noem gets brutally destroyed, as she’s forced to witness the devastation she has left behind with her actions
Dear Germany, I have thoughts about your healthcare (sent from DC, unsolicited)
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congressman discovers math, explains party loyalty with suspicious precision
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BREAKING: Thomas Massie TRUTH NUKES MAGA “I vote 91% of the time with the party. But when they're covering up for pedophiles or starting a new war or bankrupting the country, in that 9%, I’m not with my party.”
Yoda-splaining geopolitics for the MAGA speedrun any%
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MAGA's reaction to Trump's attack on Venezuela ranges from cheerleading to Yoda-splaining
G7 moved for White House UFC night lmao
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Weaponizing child safety for Twitter dunks, peak discourse
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“If you’re not willing to make paedophilic images a political battle, what's the point of you?” “You’ve got the government saying, ‘that’s not one for us’” As Musk's Grok AI continues to undress women, why are Labour palming the problem off to Ofcom? @jonsopel | @lewis_goodall
bro really said 'no u' but made it a 200-word manifesto
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Let me get this straight, the people who buy Trump's shoes, fragrance, watches and crypto, the people who wear his shirts, hats, and tattoos, the people who drool over pictures of him as a gladiator, the people who cry with joy that he's building a ballroom, the people who sell their soul, family, a...
official white house account discovers memes, chaos ensues
Dudes threatening chaos while setting own humiliation trap
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"The braggadocio was insane to me. Hegseth saying, 'fuck around and find out' basically. And Rubio is saying, 'you wanted to play with the big boys, don't play games.' It's like these guys are setting themselves up for humiliation." - @samstein
congressman discovers briefings were just expensive lies
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Moulton: "When we had briefings on Venezuela, we asked, 'Are you going to invade the country?' We were told no. 'Do you plan to put troops on the ground in Venezuela?' We were told no. 'Do you intend regime change in Venezuela?' We were told no. So in a sense, we have been briefed, we have just been...
Nothing says 'democracy' like selling climate policy for appetizers
Two rich guys yell about France on the internet, somehow this is news
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George Clooney fires back at Donald Trump after President mocked actor for obtaining French citizenship The award-winning actor, 64, shared his response after the president penned a lengthy post on New Year's Eve about Clooney and his wife, human rights attorney Amal Clooney.
Billionaires bad, healthcare expensive, very original observations
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One year into Trump’s second term, the oligarchy continues to grow more powerful. They take your money, your healthcare, and they’ll happily take your lives to pad their bank accounts.
bold policy stance that definitely won't age hilariously
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guy pretends insult was dinner invite, nobody laughs
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Nick Fuentes reacts to JD Vance telling him to "eat shit”: "It's honestly so flattering that the vice-president would invite me to join his family in a traditional Indian dinner.”
8yo delivers suspiciously scripted sermon, media loses it
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An 8 year old in London just INFURIATED the Mayor with her message… “Hello all, I would like to say Merry, Merry Christmas — God is watching, and is very proud of us as we all stand today…” LOVE this!
stealth bomber goes bing bing, democracy goes bye bye
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President uses mass shooting weekend to diagnose filmmaker with made-up syndrome
“Donald Trump no longer seems capable of shocking anyone with the brutality of his language or the heedlessness of his behavior,” David Remnick writes. “And yet the President really did seem to break through to a new level of degradation this week.” This past weekend brought a terrible and rapid suc...
Former PM discovers Britain via 30-arrests-per-day talking points
The Liz Truss Show 11K subscribers Subscribe 215 Share Download Clip 1,055 views Premiered 113 minutes ago Britain is sleepwalking into a free speech crisis. Former Prime Minister Liz Truss exposes how censorship laws, woke institutions, captured police forces and activist-led prosecutions ...
NYT connects dots so hard they become abstract art
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FBI gets 'owned' by basic definitions, libs celebrate
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The FBI was asked to explain why Antifa is their biggest domestic terror threat to the US right now and ended up brutally, humiliatingly owned The FBI finally had its chance to explain ‘antifa’ at a congressional hearing and it was like asking a house of cards to hold up in a wind tunnel. The simpl...
Democrats drop Epstein pics with zero context, expect you to connect dots
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House Democrats Release Epstein Photos Documenting Ties to Powerful Men The images, released without context by Democrats on the Oversight Committee, reveal little new about the deceased sex offender’s ties to prominent men in politics, entertainment and finance.
Nobody cares about Indiana's congressional map, yet here we are
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High-stakes map fight: Here are the next battlegrounds in the Trump vs. Democrats redistricting showdown Trump's redistricting push hits roadblock as...
Nigel Farage celebrates winning one Scottish seat like he invented democracy
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Reform handed major by-election victory as Nigel Farage secures historic first Reform UK has marked an historic by-election result after claiming its...
Noem gets grilled, veterans weaponized, democracy slightly theatrical
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Noem confronted about veteran in contentious hearing over deportations During a congressional hearing, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem defending herself from Democrats who sharply questioned the Trump administration's hardline immigration actions.
grand jury says no to political vendettas, very cool very legal
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Grand jury said 'nah fam' while DOJ screams into the void
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Grand jury refuses to charge Letitia James as DOJ keeps pushing for indictment The grand jury heard the latest mortgage fraud case against New York Attorney General Letitia James in Alexandria, Virginia, multiple sources told Fox News.
Woman has job, testifies about job. More at 11.
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Kristi Noem faces first major Homeland Security grilling as lawmakers press her on terror threats Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem faces her f...
Sun columnist demands Poilievre "change his act" like it's a Vegas residency
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Columnist discovers bill doesn't criminalize murder twice, declares victory
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Chris Selley: Liberals’ misleading ‘femicide’ bill is cynical even for them Bill C-16 establishes no new provision with respect to killing women specifically. It just pretends to
Pastor calls America evil, runs for Congress, headlines implode
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Crockett's potential successor has repeatedly railed against US in reparations push: 'It's been evil' Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s pastor, a reparations activist who claimed America was “born in political violence," is running as a Democrat to replace her in Texas Congressional District 30.
Judge says no Comey evidence for you, very normal legal stuff
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Grand jury said nah to round 2 of the letitia james revenge arc
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Grand Jury Said to Decline to Re-Indict Letitia James After a judge dismissed the Trump administration’s first attempt to indict the attorney general of New York State, a new grand jury effort failed, according to people familiar with the matter.
Soccer somehow dragging politicians into participation trophies
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Trump allowed to speak at glitzy World Cup draw as soccer chiefs prepare to hand him peace prize The Kennedy Center in Washington, DC is just down the road from the White House. With the 2026 FIFA World Cup draw set to take place on Friday, President Trump will have a major role.
Starmer accused of truth-suppression, Chancellor advised to pack desk
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Bondi threatens states with the most boring lawsuit imaginable
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DOJ sues six states for refusing to turn over voter registration rolls, warns ‘open defiance’ of federal law Attorney General Pam Bondi announced federal lawsuits against six states that failed to comply with voter roll transparency requirements under federal election laws.
Host wants MORE suffering while praising mercy (the cognitive dissonance is *chef's kiss*)
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Megyn Kelly says military showed MERCY in alleged killing of boat-strike survivors: 'I'd like to see them suffer' The SiriusXM host was defending Trump and Hegseth as they faced outrage over the controversial lethal strikes Tuesday, saying the Pentagon showed them mercy.
FBI guy yells at cloud, somehow makes it political
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Polish MP declares war on tinsel, wins culture battle in courthouse
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WOW: Polish MP Grzegorz Braun arrives at court to testify spots a “Gay Christmas tree” decorated with LGBT ornaments. Without hesitation, he grabs the tree, drags it outside, and dumps it straight into the trash. He says : “This is Poland. We don’t do gay Christmas trees.”
Boris responds to assault allegations with the maturity of a 12yo caught cheating
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Two years ago I interviewed Boris Johnson and when I asked him about the sexual assault scandal that caused his downfall as Prime Minister, he rolled ...
Press secretary roasted for accidentally admitting the White House runs on pure unhinged fiction
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PM frantically defends chancellor while ministers play dumb about their own budget
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How can lying Rachel survive? PM to hold press conference TODAY defending Chancellor Reeves's lies as even ministers say they were 'kept in dark' about OBR's positive figures Keir Starmer is holding a press conference defending the Budget and begging Labour MPs to stick with his 'long term plan' am...