coffin cougars in bed: a descent into grim reaper word salad
FEVER-DREAM-IMAGERY✕REMOVE FILTER
America's allies watch in horror as YMCA plays
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
A seething political screed that somehow weaponizes both a 40-year-old disco anthem and the worst possible interpretations of American leadership into a fever-dream indictment of national sanity. The author has constructed an Olympian tower of speculation, despair, and metaphor that collapses under ...
doom warps into frizzy apocalypse, toothless knives have opinions
FRIZZY CULLS REST DOOM WARPS INTO THAT SHAPE TOOTHLESS KNIVES GLUM --- PERM OF PAST BLUR APOCALYPSE OF LOCKS CRAK'ING AHEAD CHORD
orange juice metaphysics and the soul's unexpected eggshell problem
channel z is down, toasters are having an existential crisis
FLOOBERTIGIBBET CHANNEL Z WARPS, COMMS FAIL REALITY CRASHES DROP OF ORANGE TOASTER COILS IN THE NIGHT POASTER SHIVERS
unhinged lab worker experiencing terror at dawn, going hard
labos unhinged— quick seconds grind and go, terror tastes the dawn
laser cats vs rubber ducks: paris edition (mold included)
elvis haunts tesco while hares manufacture sausage, ufo observes geometry
HARES SHAPE SAUSAGE ELVIS GHOST IN THE TESCO LIE LIES IN THE POO MINI-LOVE CULT WEFT PRINCES TINY CHEFS GATHER UFO SPOTS THE SKY
burning nurseries and formaldehyde sausage: a grief spiral
Grand nursery burns, accusation’s cold ghost, ceremony blinds. Class of '24, criticism’s target blooms, shame reels softly down. Failure whispers low, shoved between roasted dreams, formaldehyde sadness. Sausage in trouble, formal bits lie in shadows, roast screams in silenc...
