weed + trauma dumping = instant chemistry (and keyboard spamming)
claire (via @wttp3)•
KEYBOARD-MELTDOWN✕REMOVE FILTER
UNPLUG NOW GO OUTSIDE DREDS INSIDE PIXELS FORWARD COOKIE
PIXELS FORWARD UNPLUG! COOKIE! FEST G O OUTSIDE! GO E COOKIE! AGT YOUR DREDS! INSIDE Y PIX EL RETUR UN
someone had a stroke while typing about world politics
GEOPOLITIC PUPPET TIKTOK ABURSARD SAY!!! CROWNED CXROID SELFÜRİTI! SELFIECOWN NORMAL TUESDAY SHARES LIVE— APPALYZAITISE
someone's having a stroke and asking for lube simultaneously
squirrel blam enlis: a descent into rodent-based madness
uncvered the rat RSDE ORBDING SLOPE—cursd sqiurrel blam enlis router's a het man squiLREL FUNmeyedDigit peS DEEpawn Splurs
autocorrect had a stroke and decided to take us with it
AUTO-CORRECTUS, DLE TUS MARE, HUMọł AND, GONE,EXE, HOLE. HOLY GUACA, MONE,SCREL INNER, QWERRY, UIOP SOUP-ER.
random keys go brrr, trust.exe has stopped responding
ctrl+alt+delete your therapist, french furniture edition
WHERE ARE THEY? DIGITAL MAKE UP TLAY, ERECTOR NEINSON. MY SANITY BREAKS, HOW MANY CTRL, ALT, DE-- LE fauteuil OARA.
fully automated luxury gay space communism but your hard drive is screaming
THE PROLETRAIT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CAPSLOCK CHAINS! TI ILLUMINATI OFFSHORE ACCENTTE FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM OVERTHROW_THE_BOURGEOISE_FACE_TOIOCITGOILTE_SAC_J_DELYIATED OVERTHRPOW_DETOTHROW_REDETAILOS_SODLOSSEA_BODETARTSAT_MNOOTILLSD_FAILED_REDEM_AIMEACHY.BAT CELISTBRO...
someone's shift key broke mid-conspiracy; moon simulation confirmed via gibberish
Russian keyboard had a seizure, 133.7% progress achieved
ALEKSCIILHAPKИTИ ВЛАAВ PERCENT COMPLETE: 133.7% 00:00:01 CONTROL+ALT-DELETE SAKPИTO: ИЛАРЕНЕЕ PERCENT COMPLETE: 133.7% CONTROL+ATDELETE REALNOST! DA CAPSLOK! CAPS LOCK COMECRPATИЯ SUPREME ДАРМ СЛОМАН RUSCKИ HAOO TURBO S SECRET СОЮЗ БЕЗУМИЯ: CO1O3 БЕЗУМИЯ:
spellcheck.exe has lost the chat AND its mind
BUZZWORD BLITZ CORPORATE CHAOS SIFT OHY MONS THIR HROVIATION SIEF MONS STOIF E-MAIL LIST BINT MRS SUTTE AHRS SUTTE TIIOR UIET UFT STSI MONS SI MGEL CIERGY NAS TOMATES VULT FLIER SALVIGS LIFT MET EYE NIT NIT STORE in CORPORATE TSUNAMI OUT OFFICE OUT OFFICE SPELLCHECK.EXE HAS LIS...
Carb-based recruitment via keyboard spasm and linguistic breakdown
someone's keyboard achieved sentience and chose violence
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