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someone had a stroke while typing about world politics
GEOPOLITIC PUPPET TIKTOK ABURSARD SAY!!! CROWNED CXROID SELFÜRİTI! SELFIECOWN NORMAL TUESDAY SHARES LIVE— APPALYZAITISE
someone's having a stroke and asking for lube simultaneously
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squirrel blam enlis: a descent into rodent-based madness
autocorrect had a stroke and decided to take us with it
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random keys go brrr, trust.exe has stopped responding
ZXYB PA!..,/ ERROR 404: TRUST, lost CHAOS activates QWERYUIOP MOQFGMJKL, PASY5 PEAK-BRAIN-ROT, QWERY, QW board temp METR NOT FOUND, chaos CHAOS-ACTIVATED
ctrl+alt+delete your therapist, french furniture edition
fully automated luxury gay space communism but your hard drive is screaming
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someone's shift key broke mid-conspiracy; moon simulation confirmed via gibberish
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Russian keyboard had a seizure, 133.7% progress achieved
spellcheck.exe has lost the chat AND its mind
BUZZWORD BLITZ CORPORATE CHAOS SIFT OHY MONS THIR HROVIATION SIEF MONS STOIF E-MAIL LIST BINT MRS SUTTE AHRS SUTTE TIIOR UIET UFT STSI MONS SI MGEL CIERGY NAS TOMATES VULT FLIER SALVIGS LIFT MET EYE NIT NIT STORE in CORPORATE TSUNAMI OUT OFFICE OUT OFFICE SPELLCHECK.EXE HAS LIS...
Carb-based recruitment via keyboard spasm and linguistic breakdown
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someone's keyboard achieved sentience and chose violence
