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three-liner fever dream about shadow governments and ukrainian chess
Q.AON DRAG shadows, deep state disco whispers— gutless cipher deep. --- Commanders forget, test odds in a Kyiv game— bloodless parade hides. --- Mosco drone flies low, cursed analysis whispers— trust the broke state jump.
potato war declared, facebook crashes, earth spins—nobody knows why
MAGA awakens, Birds frontières-ne-sont-pay, earth flips in silence. Your potato war, Logic.crashed, the cage sings Madame, facebook echoes chaos.
man casually proposes co-ownership of critical waterway with guy he admits not knowing
Republicans against Trump (via @wttp3)•
rambling tangentbillion dollar shipspepe arc
pepe's billion dollar ships too scared for the strait
SLOP+ By RedWave Press (via @wttp3)
Fox News’ Peter Doocy: “Now that you've announced that the U.S. has destroyed all of Iran's mine-laying ships, why can't the U.S. just immediately reopen the Strait of Hormuz?” President Trump: “Well, we could, but it takes two to tango. We have to get people to take their billion dollar ship and d...
britain collapsing via watercooler gossip and syntactic breakdown
invading british watercooler whispers crack famine’s silent cry doesbritian broken control enring fodder floats subsidation dawn
Somalia bad, actually fake country, ship pirates confirmed source
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
capitalism bad, communism bad, also Argentina monarchy(?), vomit emoji
the gay union, the communists, they are loosing , all of it, selling for years twice their oil, so the poor have to pay twice, the countries reserves of corruption, these are pure antisemites and if you join or fall on this, its your career, you might get some money to, they ruined every single hou...
cattle metaphor energymixed message chaosthreat via livestream
comparing humans to stampeding cattle while threatening iran, very normal
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump: "It's a stampede. You talk about a stampede for cattle. But the people are stampeding and you're losing a lot of people with the stampedes. There's so many people protesting. But I have but Iran on notice that if they start shooting at them -- these people are totally unarmed people ... we're...
Megyn Kelly speedrunning every possible invasive scenario for some reason
Home of the Brave (via @wttp3)•
just ignore the question and pivot to selling oil, 4D chess moment
SLOP+ By Visegrád 24 (via @wttp3)
Reporter: “China, Russia and Iran have interests in Venezuela. How does this operation affect your relationships with them?” Trump: “In terms of countries that want oil, we’re in the oil business. We’re gonna sell it to them. We’ll be selling oil”
Actually, nuking soviets weekly was totes feasible, trust me bro
SLOP+ By lt__
They didn't dare - not as in they were afraid of losing the war to the point Soviets would take over the US. More that they will not be capable to ma...
stopped congo war to flex mineral rights, very normal take
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
we gave them approval vibes: a study in diplomatic incoherence
SLOP+ By The Intellectualist (via @wttp3)
Reporter to Trump: "Hamas is rearming itself as a police force, shooting rivals. What's the message to Hamas? Trump: "Because they want to stop the problems … And we gave them an approval for a period of time..." (2025)
politician speaks out of both sides of mouth, more at 11
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Keir Starmer admits China is a 'national security threat' to Britain Sir Keir Starmer has acknowledged that China represents a “national security thr...