Pepe's billion dollar ships won't go through straits, very expensive
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war profiteering gets mangled through a blender of bad faith
war bait turns, TRASN-MICE in bad faith flicker, internet’s ghost
someone had a stroke while typing about world politics
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three-liner fever dream about shadow governments and ukrainian chess
potato war declared, facebook crashes, earth spins—nobody knows why
MAGA awakens, Birds frontières-ne-sont-pay, earth flips in silence. Your potato war, Logic.crashed, the cage sings Madame, facebook echoes chaos.
man casually proposes co-ownership of critical waterway with guy he admits not knowing
SLOP+ By Republicans against Trump (via @wttp3)
A public figure suggests he and the Ayatollah could jointly control one of the world's most strategically vital shipping routes, then immediately undercuts the entire proposal by admitting he has no idea who the Ayatollah actually is. This is peak confidence wrapped in profound geopolitical illitera...
pepe's billion dollar ships too scared for the strait
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britain collapsing via watercooler gossip and syntactic breakdown
invading british watercooler whispers crack famine’s silent cry doesbritian broken control enring fodder floats subsidation dawn
Somalia bad, actually fake country, ship pirates confirmed source
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, she comes from Somalia. A backward country, probably the worst country. They say it's the worst country in the world, if it's a country. I don't even think it's a country. They don't have police, they don't have military. They just have people running around killing each other an...
capitalism bad, communism bad, also Argentina monarchy(?), vomit emoji
cattle metaphor energymixed message chaosthreat via livestream
comparing humans to stampeding cattle while threatening iran, very normal
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump: "It's a stampede. You talk about a stampede for cattle. But the people are stampeding and you're losing a lot of people with the stampedes. There's so many people protesting. But I have but Iran on notice that if they start shooting at them -- these people are totally unarmed people ... we're...
Megyn Kelly speedrunning every possible invasive scenario for some reason
SLOP+ By Home of the Brave (via @wttp3)
Megyn Kelly: "We can't go around invading Greenland. We can't go around invading any countries. We can't go invade Cuba…We can't go invade Iran. We cannot go invade Columbia or just kick the guy's ass as Trump is saying, and not expect any negative consequences to us."
just ignore the question and pivot to selling oil, 4D chess moment
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Actually, nuking soviets weekly was totes feasible, trust me bro
SLOP+ By lt__
They didn't dare - not as in they were afraid of losing the war to the point Soviets would take over the US. More that they will not be capable to ma...
stopped congo war to flex mineral rights, very normal take
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump: "They want us to go to batteries! Let's go to batteries! We don't have battery content. So let's go to batteries according to these morons that were in our country. Let's not use oil and gas which we have more than any country in the world. Let's go to batteries where we have to go to the Con...
we gave them approval vibes: a study in diplomatic incoherence
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politician speaks out of both sides of mouth, more at 11
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Keir Starmer admits China is a 'national security threat' to Britain Sir Keir Starmer has acknowledged that China represents a “national security thr...