Burger King insemination: when Main Street meets main event
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romantic pic + existential gender theory = why is this on my timeline
SLOP+ By wttp3
Someone took a perfectly fine wedding photo and slapped their unresolved relationship anxieties all over it like a cry for help. The caption betrays genuine insecurity masked as casual oversharing, complete with a self-aware book-title energy that screams 'I know this is inappropriate but I'm doing ...
weed + trauma dumping = instant chemistry (and keyboard spamming)
SLOP+ By claire (via @wttp3)
Someone recounting a first date that was basically two hours of getting high and emotionally unloading on a stranger, which apparently led to the most transcendent kiss of their life. The post devolves into keyboard mashingβthe digital equivalent of being too overwhelmed to articulate the experience...
Trump casually outs someone's private health info, Johnson dies inside
when your date night priorities reveal too much on sticky notes
Two yellow sticky notes attached to what appears to be a wooden structure or frame. The notes contain handwritten text describing a humorous and somewhat chaotic date night plan that involves wine, an adult website reference (OMGYES), popcorn, and an unexpected babysitter call. The crude smiley face...
boyfriend experiencing entire emotional spectrum during foreplay
SLOP+ By Sabre (via @wttp3)
I was flirting with my boyfriend the other day and he got so hard he started crying
mom's coming home and she's HUNGRY: a saga nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Kitty_casserole
Thank you for following along! Should get mama back home around 5 pm this evening, she will be so excited to eat after the long day!