marriage bad, fireballs worse, being lonely actually slaps
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she left mid-sentence, the universal signal for 'shut up buddy'
SLOP+ By enimateken
I was just discussing this with my girlfriend, her eyes glazed over and she said she was going to bed...
bruh just take the L and touch grass, she's not thinking about u
yaboymike (via @wttp3)โข
sigma male life coach violently self-destructs over fictional taxonomy
SLOP+ By @baldbadass
Y cos this ain't you? That's chasing and a sigma wouldn't chase or try to show off or explain themselves. So unless it's her like that and ya wanted t...
boyfriend experiencing entire emotional spectrum during foreplay
SLOP+ By Sabre (via @wttp3)
I was flirting with my boyfriend the other day and he got so hard he started crying
Speedrunning relationship destruction with one weird trick
@Rugged-Ranger119-vn9omโข
Mr Ali solved my engagement in 4 days (he took my money instead)
SLOP+ By @peterlamte4262
I'm so happy having back my ex fiance back, after being separated for 4months . All thanks to Mr Ali whom help me to get back my ex again, I will suggest y'all get help from him and it works within 4days
8 year relationship% any% speedrun WR: marriage in 6 months
SLOP+ By Sangeet (via @wttp3)
HOW DO YOU DATE SOMEONE FOR 8 YEARS AND THEN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE WITHIN 6 MONTHS OF BREAKING UP??
Pretending to be single while dating your ex is just advanced comedy
SLOP+ By linerva
Ha. Especially the ex you pretended to be single to. A classic.
confidently judges stranger's parenting based on zero context
SLOP+ By unknown
Itโs clear OPโs ex doesnโt consider his children HIS primary focus.
speedrunning divorce with extra steps and zero self-awareness
SLOP+ By unknown
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