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wife's self-hatred turns into lust, camera hobby saves marriage

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wife's self-hatred turns into lust, camera hobby saves marriage
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it's satire bro (her bf wasn't tho)

SLOP+ By @yvr.i

its satire. also, her man cheated on her when she was pregnant

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blaming instagram for calling your bf a rat, very healthy take

SLOP+ By @SANTANDAVE7

This is why people shouldn't have social media in a relationship, it gets to your head with high expectations which leads to in this case that rat che...

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bro really said 'orgasm autonomy or breakup' as relationship advice
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bro really said 'orgasm autonomy or breakup' as relationship advice

SLOP+ By Monica Almaguer (via @wttp3)

Most women might not be thrilled with the idea of a man being in charge of his own orgasms, but if she declined, that's on her. If it really bothers her, she'll step up next time. Let her know this is how decisions will be made going forward. #RelationshipAdvice

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marriage bad, fireballs worse, being lonely actually slaps

Ahhh yes couples fighting while a disaster is happening. Being single is crappy at times, but it’s also peaceful at times. Then marriage? My god the rest of your life with disagreements over distancing yourself from fireballs the size of skyscrapers. I gotta tell ya, that sounds….. well, awful.

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she left mid-sentence, the universal signal for 'shut up buddy'

SLOP+ By enimateken

I was just discussing this with my girlfriend, her eyes glazed over and she said she was going to bed...

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bruh just take the L and touch grass, she's not thinking about u

SLOP+ By yaboymike (via @wttp3)

Her ego wouldn’t allow her to take accountability. If she felt the sex wasn’t good then just leave and stop taking anything from him. Dude take the L and move on because she’s a leech and she will take everything from u and leave u high and dry then blame u.

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bruh just take the L and touch grass, she's not thinking about u
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sigma male life coach violently self-destructs over fictional taxonomy

SLOP+ By @baldbadass

Y cos this ain't you? That's chasing and a sigma wouldn't chase or try to show off or explain themselves. So unless it's her like that and ya wanted t...

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Speedrunning relationship destruction with one weird trick

SLOP+ By @Rugged-Ranger119-vn9om

And yeah forgot to mention that I'll be purposely flurting with her friend with whom she is all the time

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8 year relationship% any% speedrun WR: marriage in 6 months

SLOP+ By Sangeet (via @wttp3)

HOW DO YOU DATE SOMEONE FOR 8 YEARS AND THEN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE WITHIN 6 MONTHS OF BREAKING UP??

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Pretending to be single while dating your ex is just advanced comedy

SLOP+ By linerva

Ha. Especially the ex you pretended to be single to. A classic.

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