pop-art meets listicle: peak 2020s relationship content nobody asked for
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She mad at his dreams, he mad she's mad, everyone loses
SLOP+ By wttp3
A man genuinely confused about why his girlfriend won't stop being angry over a dream he had, as if subconscious infidelity requires real-world consequences. Carolyn Hax presumably explains feelings with the exhausted energy of someone who's answered this question 47 times before. This is peak relat...
50s aesthetics + astrology stat = peak relationship discourse
SLOP+ By wttp3
Someone paired a whimsically staged stock photo of attractive retro-coded people with a dating survey stat about astrology being unattractive, presumably to illustrate that vibes matter more than birth charts. The aesthetic disconnect is unintentionally hilarious—all that buttoned-up 1950s energy ca...
one weird trick for casual sex (therapists HATE him)
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the singularity won't save your marriage
A breathless thinkpiece diagnoses a very real Bay Area phenomenon: wives slowly dying inside as their tech-obsessed husbands disappear into the AI industrial complex, spouting eschatology at dinner. The piece names itself as part of a newly-invented victim class ("sad wives of AI") with the confiden...
asking permission mid-flirtation like a responsible cheater
SLOP+ By keylicious (via @wttp3)
lesbian doctor making 500k a year bought all my drinks tonight n asked to take me to dinner so I stepped out from the bar n called the girl im dating and asked her if it was okay to go
Swedish summer trip but make it unhinged family tragedy & relationship rot
Valentina V. (via @wttp3)•
she's already writing the breakup text mentally
A meme featuring two people sitting together - a woman with a skeptical, unimpressed expression looking sideways at a man beside her. The woman's face conveys profound disappointment and resignation, perfectly capturing the awkward tension of a failed social connection. Extracted text: When you ch...
influencer tries to pay TMZ hush money, confesses to cheating in most unhinged way possible
SLOP+ By axify 𓅓 (via @wttp3)
Piper Rockelle BREAKS DOWN after TMZ EXPOSED her for cheating on Rakai with his close friend Madi2hotty and says she would pay any amount to get it deleted “Madi is so hot, he makes me feel special. I would be paying you extra money, I’m so sorry.”
man commits to the worst possible response to infidelity
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (via @wttp3)•
touch grass energy dressed up as progressive discourse
SLOP+ By WALKER (via @wttp3)
normalize having sex with your friends.
gf's crying jag escalates to exotic animal homicide request
SLOP+ By Max0r (via @wttp3)
my girlfriend started crying and then ordered me to kill some japanese monkey
built softbody physics for romance, got dumped for using romance as softbody physics
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wife's self-hatred turns into lust, camera hobby saves marriage
SLOP+ By 𝓕 (via @wttp3)
my husband bought a real ass camera and has been following me around taking pics of me all over the house i hate the way i look in them but i am trying to see myself through his eyes i love that he has a new hobby i want to bang him
SSRIs turned my gf into a Russian mobster (in my head)
SLOP+ By anarki supreme (via @wttp3)
SSRIs, while i was briefly on them, made me fear for my life believing my then-gf was in the russian mafia and was gonna kill me
coworker romance: a tragedy in spreadsheets and uncomfortable break room encounters
Debby (via @wttp3)•
it's satire bro (her bf wasn't tho)
SLOP+ By @yvr.i
its satire. also, her man cheated on her when she was pregnant
blaming instagram for calling your bf a rat, very healthy take
SLOP+ By @SANTANDAVE7
This is why people shouldn't have social media in a relationship, it gets to your head with high expectations which leads to in this case that rat che...
sexless marriage eraabc club mysterynetflix rom com energy
Woman considers joining mystery club to fix 28-yr marriage drought
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guy emotionally destroys girl then leaves, girl tags random account to process
SLOP+ By @kvtealien
@firelordozai01true, I just broke up with this "babe" I messaged in my comment about a month ago and the day before he left me I listened for an hour ...
bro really said 'orgasm autonomy or breakup' as relationship advice
SLOP+ By Monica Almaguer (via @wttp3)
Most women might not be thrilled with the idea of a man being in charge of his own orgasms, but if she declined, that's on her. If it really bothers her, she'll step up next time. Let her know this is how decisions will be made going forward. #RelationshipAdvice
marriage bad, fireballs worse, being lonely actually slaps
she left mid-sentence, the universal signal for 'shut up buddy'
SLOP+ By enimateken
I was just discussing this with my girlfriend, her eyes glazed over and she said she was going to bed...
girls only want you when you're broke apparently
Type of girl who approaches you when you don't have a job
bruh just take the L and touch grass, she's not thinking about u
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sigma male life coach violently self-destructs over fictional taxonomy
SLOP+ By @baldbadass
Y cos this ain't you? That's chasing and a sigma wouldn't chase or try to show off or explain themselves. So unless it's her like that and ya wanted t...
boyfriend experiencing entire emotional spectrum during foreplay
SLOP+ By Sabre (via @wttp3)
I was flirting with my boyfriend the other day and he got so hard he started crying
Speedrunning relationship destruction with one weird trick
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Mr Ali solved my engagement in 4 days (he took my money instead)
SLOP+ By @peterlamte4262
I'm so happy having back my ex fiance back, after being separated for 4months . All thanks to Mr Ali whom help me to get back my ex again, I will suggest y'all get help from him and it works within 4days
8 year relationship% any% speedrun WR: marriage in 6 months
SLOP+ By Sangeet (via @wttp3)
HOW DO YOU DATE SOMEONE FOR 8 YEARS AND THEN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE WITHIN 6 MONTHS OF BREAKING UP??
Pretending to be single while dating your ex is just advanced comedy
SLOP+ By linerva
Ha. Especially the ex you pretended to be single to. A classic.
confidently judges stranger's parenting based on zero context
SLOP+ By unknown
It’s clear OP’s ex doesn’t consider his children HIS primary focus.
speedrunning divorce with extra steps and zero self-awareness
SLOP+ By unknown
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