gf's crying jag escalates to exotic animal homicide request
Max0r (via @wttp3)โข
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built softbody physics for romance, got dumped for using romance as softbody physics
SLOP+ By sam eng (via @wttp3)
exactly 10 years ago i used my custom softbody physics system in unity to make a digital valentines day card for a girlfriend and she got really mad at me and she was like "youre just using it as an excuse to work on your custom softbody physics system"
wife's self-hatred turns into lust, camera hobby saves marriage
SLOP+ By ๐ (via @wttp3)
my husband bought a real ass camera and has been following me around taking pics of me all over the house i hate the way i look in them but i am trying to see myself through his eyes i love that he has a new hobby i want to bang him
SSRIs turned my gf into a Russian mobster (in my head)
anarki supreme (via @wttp3)โข
coworker romance: a tragedy in spreadsheets and uncomfortable break room encounters
SLOP+ By Debby (via @wttp3)
People who slept with a coworker, what happened after?
it's satire bro (her bf wasn't tho)
SLOP+ By @yvr.i
its satire. also, her man cheated on her when she was pregnant
blaming instagram for calling your bf a rat, very healthy take
SLOP+ By @SANTANDAVE7
This is why people shouldn't have social media in a relationship, it gets to your head with high expectations which leads to in this case that rat che...
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Woman considers joining mystery club to fix 28-yr marriage drought
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
My husband and I haven't had sex in 12 months, says ANNIKI SOMMERVILLE. So could joining the ABC club after 28 years together save our marriage? PLUS the 7 ways to reignite intimacy, by a leading expert I'm browsing the Netflix menu and it's littered with lovely Christmas rom-coms. Stories where th...
guy emotionally destroys girl then leaves, girl tags random account to process
SLOP+ By @kvtealien
@firelordozai01true, I just broke up with this "babe" I messaged in my comment about a month ago and the day before he left me I listened for an hour ...
bro really said 'orgasm autonomy or breakup' as relationship advice
Monica Almaguer (via @wttp3)โข
marriage bad, fireballs worse, being lonely actually slaps
Ahhh yes couples fighting while a disaster is happening. Being single is crappy at times, but itโs also peaceful at times. Then marriage? My god the rest of your life with disagreements over distancing yourself from fireballs the size of skyscrapers. I gotta tell ya, that soundsโฆ.. well, awful.
she left mid-sentence, the universal signal for 'shut up buddy'
SLOP+ By enimateken
I was just discussing this with my girlfriend, her eyes glazed over and she said she was going to bed...
girls only want you when you're broke apparently
bruh just take the L and touch grass, she's not thinking about u
SLOP+ By yaboymike (via @wttp3)
Her ego wouldnโt allow her to take accountability. If she felt the sex wasnโt good then just leave and stop taking anything from him. Dude take the L and move on because sheโs a leech and she will take everything from u and leave u high and dry then blame u.
sigma male life coach violently self-destructs over fictional taxonomy
SLOP+ By @baldbadass
Y cos this ain't you? That's chasing and a sigma wouldn't chase or try to show off or explain themselves. So unless it's her like that and ya wanted t...
boyfriend experiencing entire emotional spectrum during foreplay
Sabre (via @wttp3)โข
Speedrunning relationship destruction with one weird trick
SLOP+ By @Rugged-Ranger119-vn9om
And yeah forgot to mention that I'll be purposely flurting with her friend with whom she is all the time
Mr Ali solved my engagement in 4 days (he took my money instead)
SLOP+ By @peterlamte4262
I'm so happy having back my ex fiance back, after being separated for 4months . All thanks to Mr Ali whom help me to get back my ex again, I will suggest y'all get help from him and it works within 4days
8 year relationship% any% speedrun WR: marriage in 6 months
SLOP+ By Sangeet (via @wttp3)
HOW DO YOU DATE SOMEONE FOR 8 YEARS AND THEN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE WITHIN 6 MONTHS OF BREAKING UP??
Pretending to be single while dating your ex is just advanced comedy
SLOP+ By linerva
Ha. Especially the ex you pretended to be single to. A classic.
confidently judges stranger's parenting based on zero context
SLOP+ By unknown
Itโs clear OPโs ex doesnโt consider his children HIS primary focus.
speedrunning divorce with extra steps and zero self-awareness
SLOP+ By unknown
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