Sully didn't land the plane, he COVERED UP the government's goose agenda
SLOP+ By @bdb3350
The Miracle on the Hudson was really a government plot that Sully foiled. 30 lb geese flew directly into the core of BOTH engines destroying them. Onl...
PHYSICS-DENIALβREMOVE FILTER
Dog discovers gravity is a suggestion, refuses to accept reality
SLOP+ By Puppies (via @wttp3)
This is Maverick. Heβs discovered a ball under the coffee table and has decided physics is optional. 7 attempts, 0 successes, 14/14 determination. Will continue until ball is retrieved or nap time arrives. 13/10 never surrender