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Drug dealer speedruns his own arrest—10/10 escape strategy
A news report image showing confiscated drugs and contraband laid out on the ground, including multiple wrapped packages in brown plastic, some appearing to contain narcotics or illegal substances. A blue object is visible in one of the larger packages. The headline describes a drug dealer from Mala...
man achieves relationship goals through strategic self-sabotage
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White boy STUNS girlfriend by getting WASTED on Valentine’s Day
Influencer learns monkeys don't care about engagement rates
equality speedrunvomit justicebus theater
man argues with pregnant woman, immediately regrets all life choices
SLOP+ By @ma1ybe (via @wttp3)
Today on the bus, I saw a woman who was clearly pregnant maybe 5-6 months along, she asked a guy for his seat because she looked really unwell and was holding her stomach. He replied “Well, you want equality, you can stand." She immediately threw up on him. And his phone. And the edge of his jacket....
Brexit bro wants bailout after voting for economic chaos. Irony has left the chat.
A screenshot from IntraFish showing Lance Forman, a UK salmon smokehouse owner and prominent Brexit supporter, in formal attire with a bow tie at what appears to be an event. The headline reports the ironic situation where Forman, who actively campaigned for Brexit, is now requesting government comp...
Brexit bro wants govt handout for Brexit consequences, chef's kiss
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Religious snake handling: where faith meets venom in ultimate play-stupid-prizes moment
A beautiful example of religious stupidity🥹 This Kentucky pastor was demonstrating his spiritual strength by handling a rattlesnake during a prayer delusions when he was bitten. He refused treatment, believing that faith would heal him. Paramedics forcefully took him to the hospital, but he event...
shocked pikachu performs for attention, bewildered by consequences
To recap she did LOOK AT ME type things and is now upset people looked.
