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Owen Jones publicly crowd-sources identifying a horny MP; chaos ensues
A screenshot of a Twitter thread where journalist Owen Jones shares a gossip column question from Popbitch asking followers to identify a prominent British MP allegedly involved in multiple sexual misconduct incidents. The posts are asking people to DM the answer, creating a crowdsourced mystery whe...
Reform councillor discovers lucrative side hustle, internet loses it
A screenshot of an LBC News tweet reporting on a newly-elected Reform Party councillor who allegedly has a secret career as an online adult content creator. The tweet includes a professional headshot photo of a middle-aged man in business attire against a blue background, presented in the typical ne...
When your group chat gets a Reuters byline and ruins your weekend
Minister weaponizes red-scare accusations, journalists stay unbothered
A news graphic from The Guardian featuring a main portrait of a man in business attire (black and white) alongside three smaller red-tinted photos of other individuals. The layout includes the phrase 'Labour Together' and reports on a Labour minister falsely linking journalists to a pro-Kremlin netw...
Starmer's peerage curse strikes again; dog MRI subplot hits different
A Daily Mail front page from February 12, 2026, featuring multiple scandal stories. The dominant headline criticizes Labour PM Keir Starmer over appointing controversial figures with ties to sex offenders. An unrelated story questions the cost discrepancy between dog and human MRI scans. A secondary...
Irony of cyber security chief + ChatGPT = *chef's kiss*
Governor's dog scandal should've ended her, but accountability is apparently optional
SLOP+ By Woke Former Senator (via @wttp3)
Shooting her pet dog and putting him in a gravel pit shouldโve been the end of Kristi Noemโs career in public service. But here we are.
RFK Jr writes fever dream poetry, ex spills tea, humanity recalibrates
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RFK Jr's cringeworthy love message to journalist during their 'digital affair' as more explosive details are revealed by scorned ex Trump's Secretary of Health and Human Services allegedly penned a 'poem' to Nuzzi with explicit demands of her, according to her former fiancรฉ Ryan Lizza.
