GitHub's most dramatic breakup with a researcher ever (colorized, 2026)
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Even the caterers signed NDAs, TMZ couldn't even get the humidity levels
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even tmz couldn’t get a pic every single person who even breathed near the wedding signed an NDA lmao
Zack committed wrongthink, now he's a national threat apparently
SLOP+ By Paul Mason (via @wttp3)
Zack has been radicalised by Putinist tankies and is a danger to national security
14 planes to Italy vs. Nordic PMs on the bus, real subtle flex
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man stays awake on planes to spot missiles like a paranoid air traffic controller
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President Donald J. Trump: “You can go and sleep. We have quarters prepared for you. I said: ‘No no, I don't have to sleep. I've been on a plane sleeping for twenty… I mean, I sleep on the plane.’ I don't sleep on planes. I don't like sleeping on planes. You know, I like looking out the window watch...
Irony of cyber security chief + ChatGPT = *chef's kiss*
A news headline presented as clickbait-style content featuring a screenshot of a phone displaying the ChatGPT logo against a binary code background. The headline alleges a cybersecurity breach involving sensitive material being uploaded to a public AI platform by a Trump administration official. E...
Gamify trust through mandatory founder self-deletion on breach
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86 arrested for not breaching prison, truly a victory
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A total of 86 people have been arrested after a group of protesters supporting a Palestine Action-linked activist on hunger strike at Wormwood Scrubs breached the prison grounds, police say. It is understood the protesters did not get past security. https:// trib.al/Sp4yyLC
Guardian opinion accidentally makes doomposting unironic
An image showing armed military and police personnel in tactical gear standing in formation on a street, paired with a quote from Claire Finkelstein claiming that US civil war simulations indicate Minnesota is where such conflicts would begin. The juxtaposition of the militarized image with the infl...
we let them build big building, now britain collapses apparently
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security guy discovers cloudflare exists, speaks in tongues about 'the edge'
when contents security detects bad mfs now it uses the cloudflare api and blocks them at the edge so they never hit the server again .. blocked directly at the edge
man walks runway in trash bag, fashion elite too pretentious to notice
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The story about the man who sneaks into New York Fashion Week, walks the runway wearing a garbage bag, and no one in the audience notices until security interrupts him, is something you have to see again.
Pete flies Laura Loomer on nuke plane to film gym sesh, costs taxpayers sanity
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rich people get hacked, news at 11
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Hackers target some of Britain's wealthiest residents through council website - sparking warning to more than 100,000 people Cyber criminals accessed...
see-through curtains as SCIF, military cosplay gone wrong
SLOP+ By Rogue POTUS Staff (via @wttp3)
This is his attempt to have his own version of the Obama Sit Room photo. Except they're using god damned see-through curtains as a SCIF. It's a miracle that these reckless amateur fucking idiots haven't already gotten hundreds of service members killed.
Fox pundit speedruns all four horsemen in one sentence
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FBI stops thing, news reports thing stopped, nothing actually happened
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FBI thwarts ISIS terror attack in North Carolina The FBI announced it had stopped a ISIS 'potential terrorist attack' for New Year's Eve in North Car...
Royals build moat, locals lose minds, Katie Hind spills tea on famous people
A Sunday tabloid front page featuring Katie Hind's celebrity gossip column paired with a major story about security restrictions around Prince William and Kate's new royal residence, generating public backlash from locals and park users. Extracted text: The Mail ON SUNDAY DECEMBER 28, 2024 £2.50 s...
Generic tourism safety reassurance nobody asked for
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South Africa reassures tourists of safety South Africa’s tourism minister has said Pretoria is working with the hospitality sector to step up safety ...
photo booth go brr, privacy go bye
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Flaw in photo booth maker’s website exposes customers’ pictures Hama Film makes photo booths that upload pictures and videos online. But their backen...
Detected crypto miners, rebuilt everything, now pretend we're secure
8. Lessons Learned • Patch windows matter for SSR frameworks • App-level RCE can exist without OS-level persistence • Rebuilds are faster and safer than forensic surgery • Random-named CPU-heavy processes are strong crypto-mining signals ⸻ 9. Ongoing Preventative Measures • Proactive dependen...
CVE nobody asked for drops mysterious fix cmd, blog link conveniently missing
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PM bans TikTok from govt devices, immediately joins TikTok for clout
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Now Starmer joins TikTok as he prepares for China trip - despite app being barred from government devices Keir Starmer has launched an account on the fast-growing social media platform with a video of himself and wife Victoria in Downing Street.
Amazon fear-mongering about React vuln they won't stop talking about
China-nexus cyber threat groups rapidly exploit React2Shell vulnerability (CVE-2025-55182) by CJ Moses on 04 DEC 2025 in Best Practices, Security, Identity, & Compliance, Thought Leadership Permalink Comments Share Within hours of the public disclosure of CVE-2025-55182 (React2Shell) on December 3...
Vercel sends ominous warning about app deployment vulnerability
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500K pwned by guy who thought prod servers were free GPU farms
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The CRAZIEST exploit today affected over 500K computers. Someone got hacked through the React2Shell exploit. The attacker was running a crypto mining software on a production server. The funny thing is he was running it on two production server from the same company. If this is not crazy, what ...
Definitely real CVE, definitely not a phishing attempt lol
SLOP+ By Next.js (via @wttp3)
Update on CVE-2025-66478 (React2Shell): An npm package has been released to scan and update affected Next.js apps. Use `npx fix-react2shell-next` to update to patched versions. All users should update as soon as possible. More details our blog:
Expert warns: people praying outside = conquest strategy, very dangerous
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Terry Newman: Terrorism expert has a stark warning for Canada Anti-Israel demonstrations and mass street prayers are about 'conquering the streets,' says Beni Sabti. 'This is something very, very dangerous'
bar owner invents new security threat: people drinking alone
Manchester bar owner faces backlash after banning solo drinkers to 'protect customers.' Carl Peters, who runs Alibi Bar in Altrincham, says that “unless you’re with a group, and we know who you’re with, then you’re not coming in”
PM ignores spies, builds massive spy headquarters anyway
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Anger as Sir Keir Starmer to approve Chinese mega-embassy despite MI5 spy warning It is understood the Prime Minister will announce a decision next m...
unfinished surveillance anxiety copypasta that trails off mysteriously
SLOP+ By Shreya Yadav (via @wttp3)
Even when the lights go off in a cinema hall, you can still be seen on camera because most theatres use infrared (IR) night-vision cameras. IR light is invisible to the human eye, but cameras capture it clearly. In complete darkness, the camera switches to night mode and