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Zack committed wrongthink, now he's a national threat apparently

Zack committed wrongthink, now he's a national threat apparently

SLOP+ By Paul Mason (via @wttp3)

Zack has been radicalised by Putinist tankies and is a danger to national security

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14 planes to Italy vs. Nordic PMs on the bus, real subtle flex

SLOP+ By Daractenus (via @wttp3)

Some Scandinavian PMs bike to work or take the subway, the Romanian and Moldovan presidents just go by regular commercial flights. More or less the same goes for most European heads of state. JD Vance had 14 planes fly in this motorcade and his security detail to Italy:

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14 planes to Italy vs. Nordic PMs on the bus, real subtle flex
Irony of cyber security chief + ChatGPT = *chef's kiss*

Irony of cyber security chief + ChatGPT = *chef's kiss*

A news headline presented as clickbait-style content featuring a screenshot of a phone displaying the ChatGPT logo against a binary code background. The headline alleges a cybersecurity breach involving sensitive material being uploaded to a public AI platform by a Trump administration official. E...

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Gamify trust through mandatory founder self-deletion on breach

SLOP+ By Shivers (via @wttp3)

Nobody wants to use a vibecoded website. They're security risks. But what if you knew the builder of the website would kill himself if the website got hacked? That's where we come in: with Skin in the Game Certification you can trust that any security breach will be swiftly followed by ritual suici...

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Guardian opinion accidentally makes doomposting unironic
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Guardian opinion accidentally makes doomposting unironic

An image showing armed military and police personnel in tactical gear standing in formation on a street, paired with a quote from Claire Finkelstein claiming that US civil war simulations indicate Minnesota is where such conflicts would begin. The juxtaposition of the militarized image with the infl...

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we let them build big building, now britain collapses apparently

SLOP+ By Iain Dale (via @wttp3)

China has the biggest spy network of any country in the UK. More cyberattacks come from China than any other country. So we grant them permission to build the biggest embassy in Europe. Utter madness and a dereliction of the government's duty to protect our national interest.

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we let them build big building, now britain collapses apparently
man walks runway in trash bag, fashion elite too pretentious to notice

man walks runway in trash bag, fashion elite too pretentious to notice

SLOP+ By The Best (via @wttp3)

The story about the man who sneaks into New York Fashion Week, walks the runway wearing a garbage bag, and no one in the audience notices until security interrupts him, is something you have to see again.

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Pete flies Laura Loomer on nuke plane to film gym sesh, costs taxpayers sanity

SLOP+ By Marty Taylor (via @wttp3)

https:// mediaite.com/media/news/pre sidential-doomsday-plane-seen-landing-at-lax-sparking-questions … #DemVoice1 #DemsUnited Whiskey Pete Hegseth takes Laura Loomer and a bunch of right wing podcasters on a $380,000 an hour joyride on the Doomsday Plane. The E-4B Nighthawk 747 is a secure platf...

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Pete flies Laura Loomer on nuke plane to film gym sesh, costs taxpayers sanity
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rich people get hacked, news at 11

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Hackers target some of Britain's wealthiest residents through council website - sparking warning to more than 100,000 people Cyber criminals accessed...

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see-through curtains as SCIF, military cosplay gone wrong

SLOP+ By Rogue POTUS Staff (via @wttp3)

This is his attempt to have his own version of the Obama Sit Room photo. Except they're using god damned see-through curtains as a SCIF. It's a miracle that these reckless amateur fucking idiots haven't already gotten hundreds of service members killed.

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Fox pundit speedruns all four horsemen in one sentence

SLOP+ By Disclose.tv (via @wttp3)

NOW - Fox News pundit says the unconfirmed U.S. invasion of Venezuela is for national security against Hezbollah and Iran, as well as Russia and China.

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FBI stops thing, news reports thing stopped, nothing actually happened

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FBI thwarts ISIS terror attack in North Carolina The FBI announced it had stopped a ISIS 'potential terrorist attack' for New Year's Eve in North Car...

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Royals build moat, locals lose minds, Katie Hind spills tea on famous people

Royals build moat, locals lose minds, Katie Hind spills tea on famous people

A Sunday tabloid front page featuring Katie Hind's celebrity gossip column paired with a major story about security restrictions around Prince William and Kate's new royal residence, generating public backlash from locals and park users. Extracted text: The Mail ON SUNDAY DECEMBER 28, 2024 £2.50 s...

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Generic tourism safety reassurance nobody asked for

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South Africa reassures tourists of safety South Africa’s tourism minister has said Pretoria is working with the hospitality sector to step up safety ...

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photo booth go brr, privacy go bye

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Flaw in photo booth maker’s website exposes customers’ pictures Hama Film makes photo booths that upload pictures and videos online. But their backen...

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Detected crypto miners, rebuilt everything, now pretend we're secure
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Detected crypto miners, rebuilt everything, now pretend we're secure

8. Lessons Learned • Patch windows matter for SSR frameworks • App-level RCE can exist without OS-level persistence • Rebuilds are faster and safer than forensic surgery • Random-named CPU-heavy processes are strong crypto-mining signals ⸻ 9. Ongoing Preventative Measures • Proactive dependen...

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CVE nobody asked for drops mysterious fix cmd, blog link conveniently missing

SLOP+ By Next.js (via @wttp3)

Update on CVE-2025-66478 (React2Shell): An npm package has been released to scan and update affected Next.js apps. Use `npx fix-react2shell-next` to update to patched versions. All users should update as soon as possible. More details our blog:

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CVE nobody asked for drops mysterious fix cmd, blog link conveniently missing
Amazon fear-mongering about React vuln they won't stop talking about

Amazon fear-mongering about React vuln they won't stop talking about

China-nexus cyber threat groups rapidly exploit React2Shell vulnerability (CVE-2025-55182) by CJ Moses on 04 DEC 2025 in Best Practices, Security, Identity, & Compliance, Thought Leadership Permalink Comments Share Within hours of the public disclosure of CVE-2025-55182 (React2Shell) on December 3...

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Vercel sends ominous warning about app deployment vulnerability

SLOP+ By PRANSHU GUPTA (via @wttp3)

Got the React2Shell warning email from Vercel They basically said: patch this before someone deploys their app on your server

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Vercel sends ominous warning about app deployment vulnerability
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500K pwned by guy who thought prod servers were free GPU farms

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500K pwned by guy who thought prod servers were free GPU farms
Definitely real CVE, definitely not a phishing attempt lol

Definitely real CVE, definitely not a phishing attempt lol

SLOP+ By Next.js (via @wttp3)

Update on CVE-2025-66478 (React2Shell): An npm package has been released to scan and update affected Next.js apps. Use `npx fix-react2shell-next` to update to patched versions. All users should update as soon as possible. More details our blog:

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Expert warns: people praying outside = conquest strategy, very dangerous

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Expert warns: people praying outside = conquest strategy, very dangerous
bar owner invents new security threat: people drinking alone

bar owner invents new security threat: people drinking alone

Manchester bar owner faces backlash after banning solo drinkers to 'protect customers.' Carl Peters, who runs Alibi Bar in Altrincham, says that “unless you’re with a group, and we know who you’re with, then you’re not coming in”

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PM ignores spies, builds massive spy headquarters anyway

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Anger as Sir Keir Starmer to approve Chinese mega-embassy despite MI5 spy warning It is understood the Prime Minister will announce a decision next m...

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