Reptilians, Rick and Morty, and ancestral alien slavery walk into a Facebook thread



Kate Beckinsale tells Jimmy Kimmel that her daughter’s boyfriend lays eggs. She’s straight up telling you they’re reptiles. #LizardPeople #CheckOutThoseCollarBones
shhhhhh. don’t tell them! otherwise the reptilian overlords won’t be able to complete their plan!! I for one welcome our Reptilian overlords, just show me to the nearest lusty Argonian maid.
