Royal family tree gets pruned, tabloid headlines reach peak drama
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Prince Andrew's bail conditions: straight to jail, straight to pizza
SLOP+ By Crewkerne Gazette (via @wttp3)
After a long day in police custody, Prince Andrew was released on bail earlier this evening. Naturally, his thoughts turned straight to pizza. {satire}
Camilla's casual 60s train fight: the royals weren't ready
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Queen Camilla recalls fighting off attacker on train in 1960s 'I was reading my book, and you know, this boy, man, attacked me, and I did fight back'
