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Claude Opus but make it apocalyptic thriller

Claude Opus but make it apocalyptic thriller

A meme combining a menacing T-800 Terminator skull with glowing red eyes looming behind a man wearing glasses (appearing to be an Anthropic representative), next to the Claude AI logo. The text claims Anthropic warned that Claude Opus 4.6 could be misused for serious crimes, creating an absurd juxta...

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911 takes pizza orders now, apparently???

SLOP+ By Shubhvani (via @wttp3)

If you get kidnapped, this might save your life: 1. Spit all over the ground; it's your DNA 2. If they carry you, scratch them, their DNA is under your nails 3. Call 911 and ask for a pizza, they will know you need help 4. If you need to call someone, like 911 but can't speak,

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911 takes pizza orders now, apparently???
Mayor speedruns 5 years of safety inspections via public apology tour

Mayor speedruns 5 years of safety inspections via public apology tour

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Swiss mayor admits inferno bar had not been inspected for FIVE YEARS and issues grovelling apology - as venue's 'secret entrance' is revealed The mayor of Crans Montana has admitted that the party venue had not had any safety checks for five years.

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bus company banned after literal child-endangering fire, banned 4 years

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

'Reckless' county bus company banned for four years after 'endangering passengers' An official investigation into the company was prompted after a bus caught fire while carrying school children last November.

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bus company banned after literal child-endangering fire, banned 4 years

DVSA makes driving tests marginally harder, journalists lose minds

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

DVSA rolling out major changes today that could impact millions of drivers every year Significant driving test changes are being introduced today, wh...

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