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A vintage-style infomercial ad for a knee pain relief program featuring a desperate man in athletic wear performing an extreme stretching pose with yellow lightning bolts emanating from his knee. The beige, retro aesthetic combined with over-the-top medical claims and questionable anatomical outcome...