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Cops hate this one weird trick: taking clickbait IQ tests
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Cops hate this one weird trick: taking clickbait IQ tests

A fake 'Police Analytical Thinking Test' marketing image featuring two serious-looking police officers in uniform against a gray background. The image uses a tiered scoring system with increasingly flattering personality labels, culminating in 'Mastermind Intelligence,' followed by a prominent orang...

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The internet's greatest hits: eggs, hair loss, and why Gmail suddenly sucks

A screenshot of a sponsored content feed displaying six clickbait articles arranged in a grid layout. The content includes wildly misleading health claims (eggs burning fat, hair growth innovation), news sensationalism (airport assault, snooker drama), and suspicious promotional content (wealth mana...

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The internet's greatest hits: eggs, hair loss, and why Gmail suddenly sucks
Penjamin 3.0: when your USB key has trust issues

Penjamin 3.0: when your USB key has trust issues

A sponsored Facebook post featuring an unsettling close-up of an older man's face with digitally altered red glowing eyes, promoting a 'PENJAMIN 3.0 USB KEY' with absurd marketing language. The image uses cursed facial expressions and digital effects to create an intentionally disturbing advertiseme...

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incoherent fitness scam screaming into the void at 3am

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incoherent pop star promises & diet pills compiled by a malfunctioning bot

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incoherent pop star promises & diet pills compiled by a malfunctioning bot
Retired cops markup camcorder 500% and call it innovation

Retired cops markup camcorder 500% and call it innovation

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Retired police officers and fire fighters create scam companies to sell this shit without knowing a thing about design or anything. This probably cost them $15,000. It's a camcorder in a fucking box

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One weird trick: surgeons hate him (and basic anatomy)

A vintage-style infomercial ad for a knee pain relief program featuring a desperate man in athletic wear performing an extreme stretching pose with yellow lightning bolts emanating from his knee. The beige, retro aesthetic combined with over-the-top medical claims and questionable anatomical outcome...

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One weird trick: surgeons hate him (and basic anatomy)