Dr. Zesty's miracle tonics will make you FUMING (literally incomprehensible)
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Penjamin 3.0: when your USB key has trust issues
A sponsored Facebook post featuring an unsettling close-up of an older man's face with digitally altered red glowing eyes, promoting a 'PENJAMIN 3.0 USB KEY' with absurd marketing language. The image uses cursed facial expressions and digital effects to create an intentionally disturbing advertiseme...
incoherent fitness scam screaming into the void at 3am
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incoherent pop star promises & diet pills compiled by a malfunctioning bot
Retired cops markup camcorder 500% and call it innovation
SLOP+ By π
(via @wttp3)
Retired police officers and fire fighters create scam companies to sell this shit without knowing a thing about design or anything. This probably cost them $15,000. It's a camcorder in a fucking box
One weird trick: surgeons hate him (and basic anatomy)
A vintage-style infomercial ad for a knee pain relief program featuring a desperate man in athletic wear performing an extreme stretching pose with yellow lightning bolts emanating from his knee. The beige, retro aesthetic combined with over-the-top medical claims and questionable anatomical outcome...
