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Woman's rescue dog redemption arc speedruns to tragedy
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Mother-of-three, 38, mauled to death by 'mixed breed' while trying to stop it from attacking her own pet Barbara Brewington died after being killed b...
Australian TV 'rescues' kid from cannibal sorcerer accusations, absolutely unhinged
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Little boy once marked for death by a cannibal tribe achieves remarkable milestone after being 'saved' by Australian TV At six years old, Wawa was accused of being a sorcerer and sentenced to death by his cannibal tribe - a story that sparked a messy Australian broadcasting war.
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tabloid discovered the concept of 'bad luck' and made it everyone's problem
Student's horror death at pancake eating contest after dad killed in 9/11 terror attack Caitlin Nelson, 20, died after a charity pancake-eating contes...
Tabloid milks Patagonia deaths with extra quotation marks
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'This is where we die': Brit survivor of Patagonia blizzard hell tells of how tragedy unfolded - killing his friend from Cornwall and four other touri...