Nuclear codes go back-to-back after airspace closure speedrun
NYPrepper (via @wttp3)•
CAPS-LOCK-ENERGY✕REMOVE FILTER
breaking: tabloid discovers punctuation marks exist, nation shook
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Two National Guard soldiers shot dead in ambush-style attack as horrific shoot-out sparks lockdown at White House Two National Guard soldiers have reportedly been shot near the White House, sparking a security lockdown at the president's residence.
Tesco added price tags and OP discovered dystopia
SLOP+ By BRITAIN IS BROKEN (via @wttp3)
TESCO HAVE GONE FULL BIG BROTHER TINY CAMERAS ON SHELVES AND DIGITAL LABELS INSTEAD OF PAPER ONES COUPLED WITH THE FACIAL RECOGNITION CAMERAS ON SELF CHECKOUTS AND THE REGULAR CCTV IN THE STORE BIG BROTHER IS ALWAYS WATCHING
AOC discovers MTG's evil plan: retiring (the most sinister move)
Winter Politics (via @wttp3)•
guy who learned english from youtube comments lectures teacher about geopolitics
no it arthmetic, can you read the people from Gahana or Negira english well i think ya can read ya respond teacher ,ya must learn to read, write,an understand, i can speak english, write it very well an understand well, VERY WELL TEACHER