WAKE UP SHEEPLE (but make it unintelligible)
CAPS-LOCK-ENERGYβREMOVE FILTER
Coherence died so microchip truthers could live
FAKENEWS LIES MICROCHIPS IN JABS SHAKE β STEP! UNHINGE TRUTH NO PUNCTUATION RESEARCH UNHINGED INFLOW β GRAMMAR IS BUILT
REIS built my cat. aliens voted lizard man into existence. free coins. logic.exe has left the chat
REIS BUILT MY CATβ LOGIC LEFT IN CHAOTIC FREE COINS!!! ALIENS VOTESβ LIZARD MAN BUILT OBAMA WHE WRPEEUTHRY LOST
CHEMTRAILS & LIZARDS: a manifesto typed during a fever dream
Foreigner's exasperated PSA: America explain yourselves immediately
SLOP+ By Paul (via @wttp3)
Hey, Americans Quick questionβ¦β¦ What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Heβs a convicted felon, a paedophile, heβs out there conducting illegal wars and bombing schoolgirls and his party are treating him like the second coming of Christ. None of this is fucking normal
ALL CAPS ECONOMIC ANXIETY MEETS STOCK CHART THEATER
A political attack ad meme featuring a profile photo of Donald Trump paired with a stock market crash chart (Dow Jones dropping sharply on 3/3). The image combines sensational rhetoric about Iran conflict consequences with market performance data, using yellow text overlay to deliver emotionally cha...
guy really said 'i was there in 81' like it gives his fanfic credibility
Rick (via @wttp3)β’
ALL CAPS WORD SALAD DEMANDS ANSWERS ABOUT MYSTERIOUS BASKRY INCIDENT
WHAT IS IT? RUIN ANSWERS! IE BURN PAST BASKRY. WE DEMAND answers BURNS! HELLO! WE EXPOSED IT DIDN'T REALLY.
unhinged anti-scam manifesto with mysterious capitalization and zero coherence
POLICY PAYOUT SCAM 9/11! SWIPES the claim HARMFUL TIES I --- TRIPITICY BINDS LIVES in a PL0T of HARM BINDS the SCAMMER
Mossad planted bombs everywhere (trust me bro)
Nadira Ali (via @wttp3)β’
man yells about poop in all caps, mexico probably unfollowing
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Trump tells Mexico to fix cross-border sewage problem flowing into US communities 'IMMEDIATELY' [President Donald Trump demanded action from Mexico as raw sewage continues flowing into the U.S., creating health risks, beach closures, and environmental damage.
Nuclear codes go back-to-back after airspace closure speedrun
NYPrepper (via @wttp3)β’
breaking: tabloid discovers punctuation marks exist, nation shook
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Two National Guard soldiers shot dead in ambush-style attack as horrific shoot-out sparks lockdown at White House Two National Guard soldiers have reportedly been shot near the White House, sparking a security lockdown at the president's residence.
Tesco added price tags and OP discovered dystopia
SLOP+ By BRITAIN IS BROKEN (via @wttp3)
TESCO HAVE GONE FULL BIG BROTHER TINY CAMERAS ON SHELVES AND DIGITAL LABELS INSTEAD OF PAPER ONES COUPLED WITH THE FACIAL RECOGNITION CAMERAS ON SELF CHECKOUTS AND THE REGULAR CCTV IN THE STORE BIG BROTHER IS ALWAYS WATCHING
AOC discovers MTG's evil plan: retiring (the most sinister move)
Winter Politics (via @wttp3)β’
guy who learned english from youtube comments lectures teacher about geopolitics
no it arthmetic, can you read the people from Gahana or Negira english well i think ya can read ya respond teacher ,ya must learn to read, write,an understand, i can speak english, write it very well an understand well, VERY WELL TEACHER