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green monsters, tornadoes, and tin foil hats walk into a brit awards

green monsters, tornadoes, and tin foil hats walk into a brit awards

PAVEAS NODACS GREEN MONSTERS EAT, BRYOIN TORNADO! PATTING I'M ISSUE OAKFON LABO----PUNS! TIN FOIL HATS CYCLONE OF WORs ROND THE MADMEMS BRIT AWARDS GAGS INCREMENT!!

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matriarchal-nightmare-fuel disguised as breaking news

Someone's having what appears to be a genuine psychotic episode or is doing the most committed bit of surrealist performance art ever recorded—jumping between family members, wealth anxiety, and cryptic imagery about fishbones and things looming beneath surfaces. Starts with 'breaking news' like the...

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matriarchal-nightmare-fuel disguised as breaking news