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cow-framed speedrun: CIA uses livestock for political assassination
SLOP+ By Disruption (via @wttp3)
Someone has discovered the ultimate conspiracy: the CIA orchestrates a hoofed false-flag operation by hacking a thousand cows to stampede through a political rally, assassinating a presidential candidate and thousands of attendees, then frames you for the cattle-fueled carnage. This is the kind of u...
Moderator travels thousands of miles, immediately enters simp mode
A screenshot of a Twitter exchange where a content creator posts a photo with a moderator who traveled thousands of miles to meet them. The reply from the moderator (Hooti) is an overly enthusiastic, somewhat parasocial response complimenting their appearance and pledging continued moderation and do...
Hinge isn't a dating app, it's an atrocity (apparently)
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Trump Christmas bombing hoax hits different on social media
SLOP+ By Harry Sisson (via @wttp3)
Trump just bombed Nigeria on Christmas Day. WHAT HAPPENED TO NO MORE WARS???