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Bieber concert = deportation database (parody account being unhinged)

Bieber concert = deportation database (parody account being unhinged)

A parody Twitter post combining celebrity gossip with dark conspiracy theories. The tweet links Justin Bieber performing at a private concert to Palantir Technologies' alleged involvement in deportation systems and military drone software, with supporting 'evidence' including photos of what appears ...

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broke the hero's journey speedrun any% CIA route

A darkly comedic mashup overlaying Joseph Campbell's "Hero's Journey" narrative structure with increasingly unhinged and absurd plot elements. The circular diagram maps typical story beats (Call to Adventure, Mentor, Challenges, Revelation, Transformation) onto conspiracy theories, mental health dia...

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Unhinged Russian conspiracy post with zero credibility but maximum chaotic energy
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Unhinged Russian conspiracy post with zero credibility but maximum chaotic energy

A Russian-language conspiracy post claiming to expose communications allegedly from the U.S. Department of Justice website regarding the Epstein case. The post includes a purported email exchange from 2018 about arranging contact with a young model, presented as evidence of exploitation networks. Th...

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NHS data to Palantir: the UK's most unhinged tech anxiety moment

SLOP+ By Normal Island News (via @wttp3)

Who else is fucking thrilled that Palantir, the mass surveillance company that brags of killing its enemies, is getting our NHS records and there is nothing we can do about it? x

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NHS data to Palantir: the UK's most unhinged tech anxiety moment
Reading faces like tea leaves to solve a kidnapping that doesn't exist

Reading faces like tea leaves to solve a kidnapping that doesn't exist

SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)

I’m worried about Richard, the supposed Reform candidate in some council by election or other in Lincolnshire. Look at the faraway look in his eyes. The sadness. The furrowed brow. The dull listlessness… Is he being held hostage against his will by Andrea Jenkyns?

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TSA allegedly simping for anatomical anomalies in full-body scanners

This is why I don’t think they actually delete every single airport security body scanner photo immediately … if someone walked through with two wombs two knobs… you’re really gonna delete that straight away? Hahaha

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TSA allegedly simping for anatomical anomalies in full-body scanners