Candace discovers Charlie Kirk was Neo all along, gets killed by plot armor
Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (via @wttp3)•
TIMELINE-FANFICTION✕REMOVE FILTER
headline speedrunreality whiplashconspiracy mad libs
Copypasta news feed where every paragraph contradicts the last
SLOP+ By Maddox (via @wttp3)
Breaking: J6 rioters pardoned. Breaking: Trump renames Gulf of Mexico. Breaking: secret war plans sent to journalist in group chat. Breaking: tariffs crash stock market. Breaking: tariffs paused. Breaking: Epstein files to be released. Breaking: Epstein files weren't released. Breaking: Epstein file...