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found the bipartisan solution: make everyone drink toilet water

found the bipartisan solution: make everyone drink toilet water

A dog in a collared shirt bends over an oversized bright orange toilet against a patriotic American flag background. The image is a political commentary meme pairing an absurdist fake study claim about Americans drinking toilet water with a quote about bipartisan issues, satirizing how politicians f...

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RFK Jr. bathroom allegations: unhinged, specific, and completely unverifiable

SLOP+ By Al Cappuccino… (via @wttp3)

I think RFK Jr. probably snorted cocaine off of a toilet seat as recently as 2 PM.

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RFK Jr. bathroom allegations: unhinged, specific, and completely unverifiable
toilet humorcrude insultbathroom slang

Medieval insult energy meets scatological desperation

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Medieval insult energy meets scatological desperation
man takes massive dump, demands nobody acknowledge it
toilet humorhumble brag failbathroom posting

man takes massive dump, demands nobody acknowledge it

I dropped the biggest floter earlier and I never asked for attention

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toilet humorunhinged focusmissing the mark

When your aim is worse than your priorities

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I missed the left pooper!

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toilet humorclassical music desecrationabsurdist mashup

Frere Jacques but make it anatomically cursed

Queefing Frere Jaques

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