Lab meat makes you bark and shit: a manifesto by someone who needs sleep
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Beyoncé's secret karate empire: the deep lore we didn't ask for
A hyperactive, sparkly meme featuring a woman in a sequined white karate gi performing a high kick in a glittery dojo setting. The image is overlaid with 'LIVE' badges, dollar sign speech bubbles, rainbow logos, and frantic text claiming Beyoncé secretly built a karate empire. Multiple comment react...
pig men, satanic handlers, and the void—peak chronically-online energy
Pig-men conssirapsy Fake news sloP, truth in the void— Hands click, mind rots. Digital poisN Satanic hander dreams— Unmask editors.
Billionaires escaping via supernatural demons, 99% cope detected
Peter Thiel wants to delete humanity but can't finish his sentence
SLOP+ By Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist (via @wttp3)
For a normal person, this would be the easiest question in the world. For the Antichrist, not so much. Shadow President Peter Thiel hates himself so much he wants to delete humanity and start over. “You, I think you would prefer the human race to endure, right?” “You’re
bro really said 'unmasking time' but make it marine biology
What if Jeffrey Epstein was really Just Captain Wibbs all along? Kinda like a scooby doo episode with sea mammals?
Unfinished rant connects Tate to Baron Trump via vibes and fear
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Robin Williams quote leads to unhinged national security rant
SLOP+ By This Will Hold (via @wttp3)
“Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you make too much money.” – Robin Williams Are any of these tech bros not rolling on something? Our national security intel—and now the personal information of every American—is being accessed and monitored by a group of drug-addled