video game characters haunting a fever dream hotline



President Donald J. Trump meets with Harry Potter of Hogwarts in the Oval Office, during which Mr. Potter presented the President with his Triwizard Cup in recognition of the President’s extraordinary proficiency in the dark arts of misinformation, illusion and reality distortion.
Benny Johnson is fusing his passion for MAGA-brand xenophobia with his childlike love for Batman

