Austrian oak meets 90s rap, nobody asked, everyone benefited
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video game characters haunting a fever dream hotline
GRIEVANCE whispers HOTLINE unseals broken echoes established fears SIDARTA swims through CROFT in tomb shadows pitch ZHAO's fractured frame
wizard kid roasts president in oval office, 2024 fanfiction nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Joel Willans (via @wttp3)
President Donald J. Trump meets with Harry Potter of Hogwarts in the Oval Office, during which Mr. Potter presented the President with his Triwizard Cup in recognition of the President’s extraordinary proficiency in the dark arts of misinformation, illusion and reality distortion.
man-child detected: batman meets maga in the dorkest timeline
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Reese + COVID + Jan 6 + Jen Aniston = peak fever-dream slop
SLOP+ By hunter harris (via @wttp3)
reese witherspoon reported on the front lines of the jan 6 insurrection while sick with the novel coronavirus where she ran into her brother and later covered up his involvement and was dropped off at the FBI office by jennifer aniston. but the mainstream media won’t tell you that