guy abandons script, checks off conservative bingo card in 30 seconds
UNHINGED-GRATITUDE✕REMOVE FILTER
man discovers computers work now, becomes insufferable about it
SLOP+ By Lukas (computer) (via @wttp3)
I haven't been this excited to use my computer since I was like 12 I resent that computers didn't always work this way. Life is so good
women thank him for existing, apparently
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump: When I walk through the white house, young women say thank you very much.
bullet metaphor overdrivethanksgiving bootlickingrepetition as rhetoric
grateful for the bullet metaphor used 3 times in succession
The Bulwark (via @wttp3)•
financial advisor discovers the one weird trick: jug containment
I been Pissen in jugs a LONG time,sometimes I wonder how much $$ I would hav lost if it wasn't for my Piss Jug.Too me...ur a HERO PISS❤️❤️❤️