VC billionaire unironically endorses 100-video porch philosopher
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treat ur wife like she's hr recording every word lmao
SLOP+ By Mike Bales (via @wttp3)
Marriage Tip: Every time you talk to your wife your brain should remember that this conversation is being recorded for training and quality purposes. Anything you say can and will be used for reference in the future.
marriage bad, fireballs worse, being lonely actually slaps
Ahhh yes couples fighting while a disaster is happening. Being single is crappy at times, but it’s also peaceful at times. Then marriage? My god the rest of your life with disagreements over distancing yourself from fireballs the size of skyscrapers. I gotta tell ya, that sounds….. well, awful.
