touching grass? never heard of her
UNHINGED-NOSTALGIAโREMOVE FILTER
Farage x MDMA fever dream from a guy who peaked in '93
SLOP+ By Stuzi (via @wttp3)
A chronically-online British person has weaponized their own drug-addled memories to construct an incomprehensible insult directed at Reform UK leadership, casually name-dropping a Manchester nightclub and ecstasy usage while comparing a politician's facial expressions to their own past gurning sess...
Sweet child of mine hawking sketchy bottles since forever
A vintage advertisement or promotional image featuring a laughing child with reddish hair holding a bottle with a golden spherical top. The style is reminiscent of early-to-mid 20th century advertising with soft watercolor aesthetics. The word 'Jenkem' appears in red text below. Extracted text: Je...
neck-pocalypse meets cat diplomacy: peak tabloid brain corruption
Gates romance conspiracy meets Windows 95 fever dream via voice message
Someone's having a complete breakdown about Microsoft Word accessibility while simultaneously constructing an elaborate conspiracy theory involving Bill Gates, a Russian bridge player, and an affairโall while getting sidetracked by nostalgia for Clippy and Windows 95. It's like someone fed a chatbot...
Kid gets jumped, responds with pure unbothered news anchor energy
A screencap from a news interview showing a young boy in a tan/beige shirt standing next to a blonde woman reporter. The boy has a composed, deadpan expression despite apparently being randomly attacked before the interview. The post nostalgically references viral videos of kids handling unexpected ...
millennial envyyouth worshipweed philosopher
24-year-old becomes morally inferior to high schoolers, questions life choices
Ocho Drinko (via @wttp3)โข
guy's vision literally required thermal imaging to function normally
SLOP+ By CJ (via @wttp3)
Sometimes I think the dangers of pornography are overblown, but then I remember spending a few years after One Night In Paris was leaked in 2004 being unable to feel anything at all toward women unless I was wearing night vision goggles.
Boomer dismisses young fitness influencers via personal vodka memoir
SLOP+ By Clare (via @wttp3)
I hate when fitness influencers are in their early 20s. Listen I was skinny and hot when I was 21 too. My diet was vodka, noodles, coffee and cigarettes. My workout was walking to parties in 5inch heels. You donโt impress me. Come back when youโre 50.
Found humor in sexual assault allegations, peak comedy btw
Stacy is Right (via @wttp3)โข
variety show chaosbritish television fever dreamcilla black energy
Cilla's arrived and brought complete sensory mayhem with her
SLOP+ By James Hogg (via @wttp3)
Nuns on stilts, people on unicycles juggling paint brushes, a mayor with no teeth who's evidently been on the sauce, a mass konga suicide. It can only mean one thing. CILLA'S IN TOWN! I've lost count with regards to what number this is but for the sake of accuracy, from now on
The Gopher Fisting Incidentโข - when childhood mascots take dark turns
He was ok till he fisted Gordon the Gopher. It went down hill after that.