Gates romance conspiracy meets Windows 95 fever dream via voice message
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Kid gets jumped, responds with pure unbothered news anchor energy
A screencap from a news interview showing a young boy in a tan/beige shirt standing next to a blonde woman reporter. The boy has a composed, deadpan expression despite apparently being randomly attacked before the interview. The post nostalgically references viral videos of kids handling unexpected ...
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24-year-old becomes morally inferior to high schoolers, questions life choices
SLOP+ By Ocho Drinko (via @wttp3)
One of my favorite parts about New York City is the abundance of kids smoking weed in public without even thinking twice about it. Nobody on Earth is cooler than the group of 16 year olds on the sidewalk, rotating perfectly rolled joints during their school’s lunch period, talking shit to each other...
guy's vision literally required thermal imaging to function normally
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Boomer dismisses young fitness influencers via personal vodka memoir
SLOP+ By Clare (via @wttp3)
I hate when fitness influencers are in their early 20s. Listen I was skinny and hot when I was 21 too. My diet was vodka, noodles, coffee and cigarettes. My workout was walking to parties in 5inch heels. You don’t impress me. Come back when you’re 50.
Found humor in sexual assault allegations, peak comedy btw
SLOP+ By Stacy is Right (via @wttp3)
When I was growing up we called the hashtag # symbol “pound”. The #MeToo movement was a lot funnier to me than it should have been.
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Cilla's arrived and brought complete sensory mayhem with her
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The Gopher Fisting Incident™ - when childhood mascots take dark turns
He was ok till he fisted Gordon the Gopher. It went down hill after that.