gibberish fever dream somehow names obamacare and expects applause
STREAM-OF-CONSCIOUSNESS-CHAOS✕REMOVE FILTER
ziplock nipples and existential belly button theory
A deranged manifesto from someone convinced they're a benevolent chaos agent who 'gunks up' people's boyfriends while exposing their rib cage. The content oscillates between aggressive posturing and nonsensical word salad ("HUMBLESTAR BROOM RIDERS STAY REALMOVING"), delivered with the confidence of ...
Biden's black hole twin vibes with scrambled shark romance energy
VIPER INE SOOS OOPS! WRONG PLANET cracks lost flicker fades --- SHARK IN EXPLORATION BLACK HOLE BIDEN TWINS ROMANCE SCRAMBLED box
flooded road → existential crisis → Olympic pool jokes, no transitions
Gates romance conspiracy meets Windows 95 fever dream via voice message
Someone's having a complete breakdown about Microsoft Word accessibility while simultaneously constructing an elaborate conspiracy theory involving Bill Gates, a Russian bridge player, and an affair—all while getting sidetracked by nostalgia for Clippy and Windows 95. It's like someone fed a chatbot...
hit head so hard jumped 22 years backwards mid-sentence
SLOP+ By cal? - OF on sale (via @wttp3)
oh shit man you hit your head pretty hard there are you ok? 2026? president donald trump? Sydney Sweeney 67 labubus? lol what’re you talking about. It’s August 8th 2004, we’re going to be late for our Chicago boat tour, and I heard the dave matthews band is in town and then
man brags about Iraq trip, considers self-awarding medal, threatens lawsuit
guy discovers emails, forgets how sentences work, warns about 4% release
Someone's trying to explain they found a sketchy website called 'unzim world' where you can apparently search through other people's emails, which they've already started doing, and they're weirdly defensive about how it's 'still redacted' except not really, and they're convinced only 4% of some mas...
Banksy's fever dream drunk text about hamster socks and mouth painting
CONFESSION CHAOS! ART WORLD IMPLODES! WHAT ABOUT THE HAMSTER?? IS TRUE ABOUT WEERS SOCKS! STILL PAINTING WITH MY MOUTH I'M FINE & EVERYTHING IS FINE I'M BANKSY UNTITLED PEAK
mom's unhinged war-time travel PSA disguised as parenting
medical emergency announced via existential questioning
Why,why,why, my coochie itches