Mel Brooks meets InfoWars in a fever dream about calendars and Netanyahu
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Thiel funds hammer streamer, Hannibal says no to modernity, somehow coherent
SLOP+ By Maia (via @wttp3)
"peter thiel is funding clavicular, a streamer who hits his face with a hammer" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn
AOC discovers JD Vance wants literal violence, reveals via paragraph that needs therapy
SLOP+ By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)
AOC: βI understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance and I. I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street.β
It was never about drugs, it's always been about oil (trust me bro)
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Random country list + weirdly specific Cheney thirst = peak slop
SLOP+ By Spencer Hakimian (via @wttp3)
Trump: "I think Cuba is gonna be something we'll end up talking about, because Cuba is a failing nation. It's very similar" Venezuela, Mexico, Colombia, Cuba. Dick Cheney is rock hard.
Irish solidarity requires immediate Palestine discourse apparently
SLOP+ By Mukhtar (via @wttp3)
Big up the Irish. "Can I get a god bless America?" "Absolutely not. F*ck Trump. Free Palestine."
