man discovers non-sequiturs, immediately records for posterity
POLITICAL-WORD-SALADβREMOVE FILTER
Peak paranoid fever dream energy with zero chill or punctuation
FRACAS LIBERTY WHIPLASH SCAPEGOATED SUN'S LITE FREEDOM CANCEL'S CAULDRON DEEP STATE WOKEN MOANINGS CRONIES IN SHADOW
unhinged voicenote tries to unite the country by dividing it harder
Someone attempting to have a coherent political take about red state vs blue state voters and quality of life issues, but completely losing the thread halfway through. Starts with vague references to Polaroid's politics (??), pivots to an us-vs-them framework, then just... stops dead asking themselv...
Incoherent libertarian fever dream speedrunning internal contradictions
guy discovers political labels then immediately has a stroke explaining it
SLOP+ By Carl (via @wttp3)
This loon thinks that doubling down is an answer to all of his mistakes. It is an atypical trait of the left. They are establishment authoritarians and wield whatever power they can scrape to its fullest extent. Far right in current day vernacular simply means a 2000s centrist, they know it, we kn...
Elon is both immigration AND AI? Pick a villain, bestie
SLOP+ By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)
Jennifer Welch: βThe immigrants are coming to take your jobs and their names are Elon Musk and Peter Thiel. They are going to wipe out the entire workforce and replace it with AI jobs. Elon Musk, his whole identity is fighting against trans people, gay people, immigrants. He is a
Random insults + existential crisis = peak Reddit Thursday
KNugent4118 (via @wttp3)β’
Politician lists grievances like a Yelp review with nuclear buttons
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Swalwell: He's bombed Nigeria, Syria, and now Venezuela. He said he'd lower costs on day one, and then he put a tariff tax in place that has raised everyone's costs. And he said he released the Epstein files. And of course he has buried them. So politicians make promises all the time that happens, b...
It was never about drugs, it's always been about oil (trust me bro)
SLOP+ By Blue Georgia (via @wttp3)
Madeleine Dean: We cannot trust the words of either Secretary Rubio or the president of the United States. Rubio tried to make it about policing and arresting the president. If that were the case, then we would not be taking over the country. Neither the president nor Rubio are talking about drugs a...
President marble shopping vs macaroni anxiety: a take so unhinged it loops back
Acyn (via @wttp3)β’
every ideology fears different boogeyman, this guy fears all at once
SLOP+ By hasanabi (via @wttp3)
thereβs an esoteric pedophilic neonazi cult that directly pushes teenagers to do mass shootings every other week on telegram and these guys are going to investigate people who donβt like trump, israel, and want free healthcare.
Unhinged political Mad Libs that nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Crw3 (via @wttp3)
De la no soul , the phar right cyde , public enemas, Run B.N.P., and the disposable zeroes of hypocrisy?
declaring your own pardons invalid mid-speech, very legal very cool
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)β’
touch grass, learn punctuation, discover what 'homosexual' means
Truth. I donβt know where this retarded fascination with Russia came from on both βthe dirt bag leftβ and βthe dissident rightβ but itβs both retarded low IQ drivel and homosexual in literal sense.