incoherent partisan fever dream with bonus Japanese and zero punctuation
POLITICAL-WORD-SALADโREMOVE FILTER
broken brain word vomit about priest ratings and sloppy seconds glory
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blaming Japan for not warning about their own surprise attack
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
A man famous for personal grievance rhetoric manages to find a way to blame an entire nation for not providing advance notice of a historical military attack on their own country. The sheer cognitive gymnastics required to frame Pearl Harbor as a personal betrayal rather than, you know, a war crime,...
levitating america while boomers scream into the void about ghosts
random politics + hebrew + nonsense acronyms = maximum confusion
Great Again whispers Shalรฉm in broken echoes Silent ืืืืืื Inboomerhumor Saline DME, actions fade HEBOMIS DME haze
incoherent Trump spam with explosive pump rhetoric and deep state conspiracy seasoning
bomb BET bonanza DEEP STATE DEGRASS DESTROYS demo-trash falls PREZ TRUMPS PUMPS PAWNS broken, broke, eleven EXPLOSIVE PUMPs
Iran beaks and distorted sands: a MAGA fever dream nobody asked for
incoherent political screaming with SHIELD ACTIVATED energy
DECAMWESA LOGIC! LEFT POLITICAL ZONE FAR BEYOND OF THOUGHTS BLURโ HYPOCRISY SHIELD ACTIVATED RIGHTOIDS LIE
man discovers non-sequiturs, immediately records for posterity
Someone experiencing a complete mental breakdown about tariffs that somehow spirals into transgender people, women's sports, and voter fraud within the span of what sounds like a fever dream. They've apparently been to court about tariffs (?) and that's given them license to connect every culture wa...
Peak paranoid fever dream energy with zero chill or punctuation
unhinged voicenote tries to unite the country by dividing it harder
Someone attempting to have a coherent political take about red state vs blue state voters and quality of life issues, but completely losing the thread halfway through. Starts with vague references to Polaroid's politics (??), pivots to an us-vs-them framework, then just... stops dead asking themselv...
Incoherent libertarian fever dream speedrunning internal contradictions
RAD ACTUALLY! FREE SPEECH NOT TAXES TAX BREAKS FOR ME TAX BREAKS FOR ME ABSOLUTE POWER DEMOCR NOW? PAYPAL CREATOR MIDNIGHT BETTING HYPOCRISIY SPEEDRUN CHAMPION AOL RACER ET AL UNION BUSTING BILLIONAIRE ROAST : 100% BEEF, 0% SELF-AWARENESS
guy discovers political labels then immediately has a stroke explaining it
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Elon is both immigration AND AI? Pick a villain, bestie
SLOP+ By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)
Jennifer Welch: โThe immigrants are coming to take your jobs and their names are Elon Musk and Peter Thiel. They are going to wipe out the entire workforce and replace it with AI jobs. Elon Musk, his whole identity is fighting against trans people, gay people, immigrants. He is a
Random insults + existential crisis = peak Reddit Thursday
SLOP+ By KNugent4118 (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump is a demented bastard. Stephen Miller is a nefarious prick. Kristie Noem is a stupid bitch. Ice agents are criminals. Marco Rubio is a dunderhead. JD Vance is a christo-fascist homosectional. RFK Jr is a feckless fuck. America isn't even a real place anymore.
Politician lists grievances like a Yelp review with nuclear buttons
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It was never about drugs, it's always been about oil (trust me bro)
SLOP+ By Blue Georgia (via @wttp3)
Madeleine Dean: We cannot trust the words of either Secretary Rubio or the president of the United States. Rubio tried to make it about policing and arresting the president. If that were the case, then we would not be taking over the country. Neither the president nor Rubio are talking about drugs a...
President marble shopping vs macaroni anxiety: a take so unhinged it loops back
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Blow: People are worried if they can buy macaroni while the president is out shopping marble McCaughey: Oh, all that jealously of the rich has nothing to do with it. Blow: That is a crazy statement
every ideology fears different boogeyman, this guy fears all at once
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Unhinged political Mad Libs that nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Crw3 (via @wttp3)
De la no soul , the phar right cyde , public enemas, Run B.N.P., and the disposable zeroes of hypocrisy?
declaring your own pardons invalid mid-speech, very legal very cool
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump's Thanksgiving speech: "Hunter's was good. That was the one pardon, Pam, that was good. Right? The rest of them are all invalid."
touch grass, learn punctuation, discover what 'homosexual' means
