Man brags about ending war with casually horrific casualty math
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POLITICAL-WORD-SALAD✕REMOVE FILTER
typos + nationalism + mysterious 'Chaitor' = perfectly unhinged
SLOP+ By Moog (via @wttp3)
A breathless report from some grassroots 'Unite the Kingdom' rally where millions of people are apparently chanting slogans that don't quite parse—including a cryptic call to 'STAND FOY CHAITOR' that may or may not be a typo for an actual person. The author has mashed together MAGA rhetoric with Bri...
man contradicts himself while discovering politics exists
Some bloke having a proper ramble about Farage's policies for working-class people, except he keeps contradicting himself mid-sentence—policies were good, then they weren't, then they removed them anyway? He's building up to a point that never arrives, just trailing off into 'if he just said we'd he...
libs owned via abstract nonsense and vibes alone
incoherent partisan fever dream with bonus Japanese and zero punctuation
brainrot, ANALYZ T left bias in 御所得 INFINITE gender, PARTISAN framings echo, REVEANGO trials.
broken brain word vomit about priest ratings and sloppy seconds glory
big prophec ess sloppy sec onds for ever— dare wear about our glor ios approval rat ings— rise reap, more priest
blaming Japan for not warning about their own surprise attack
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
levitating america while boomers scream into the void about ghosts
MAKE AMERICA LEVULATE AGAIN— retroh nonsense OWNED SHOWFLAKE boomer fart blank shrill silence is a ghost OLD TRIGGERED YELLS climate crisis hang... hope? a broken dream
random politics + hebrew + nonsense acronyms = maximum confusion
Great Again whispers Shalém in broken echoes Silent יהודים Inboomerhumor Saline DME, actions fade HEBOMIS DME haze
incoherent Trump spam with explosive pump rhetoric and deep state conspiracy seasoning
Iran beaks and distorted sands: a MAGA fever dream nobody asked for
IRAN BEAK, SOULS TOTAL FAIL! SANDS OF TIME SAD! SAD! GHOSTS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, DISTORTED FAKE HISTORY
incoherent political screaming with SHIELD ACTIVATED energy
DECAMWESA LOGIC! LEFT POLITICAL ZONE FAR BEYOND OF THOUGHTS BLUR— HYPOCRISY SHIELD ACTIVATED RIGHTOIDS LIE
man discovers non-sequiturs, immediately records for posterity
Peak paranoid fever dream energy with zero chill or punctuation
FRACAS LIBERTY WHIPLASH SCAPEGOATED SUN'S LITE FREEDOM CANCEL'S CAULDRON DEEP STATE WOKEN MOANINGS CRONIES IN SHADOW
unhinged voicenote tries to unite the country by dividing it harder
Someone attempting to have a coherent political take about red state vs blue state voters and quality of life issues, but completely losing the thread halfway through. Starts with vague references to Polaroid's politics (??), pivots to an us-vs-them framework, then just... stops dead asking themselv...
Incoherent libertarian fever dream speedrunning internal contradictions
guy discovers political labels then immediately has a stroke explaining it
SLOP+ By Carl (via @wttp3)
This loon thinks that doubling down is an answer to all of his mistakes. It is an atypical trait of the left. They are establishment authoritarians and wield whatever power they can scrape to its fullest extent. Far right in current day vernacular simply means a 2000s centrist, they know it, we kn...
Elon is both immigration AND AI? Pick a villain, bestie
SLOP+ By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)
Jennifer Welch: “The immigrants are coming to take your jobs and their names are Elon Musk and Peter Thiel. They are going to wipe out the entire workforce and replace it with AI jobs. Elon Musk, his whole identity is fighting against trans people, gay people, immigrants. He is a
Random insults + existential crisis = peak Reddit Thursday
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Politician lists grievances like a Yelp review with nuclear buttons
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Swalwell: He's bombed Nigeria, Syria, and now Venezuela. He said he'd lower costs on day one, and then he put a tariff tax in place that has raised everyone's costs. And he said he released the Epstein files. And of course he has buried them. So politicians make promises all the time that happens, b...
It was never about drugs, it's always been about oil (trust me bro)
SLOP+ By Blue Georgia (via @wttp3)
Madeleine Dean: We cannot trust the words of either Secretary Rubio or the president of the United States. Rubio tried to make it about policing and arresting the president. If that were the case, then we would not be taking over the country. Neither the president nor Rubio are talking about drugs a...
President marble shopping vs macaroni anxiety: a take so unhinged it loops back
Acyn (via @wttp3)•
every ideology fears different boogeyman, this guy fears all at once
SLOP+ By hasanabi (via @wttp3)
there’s an esoteric pedophilic neonazi cult that directly pushes teenagers to do mass shootings every other week on telegram and these guys are going to investigate people who don’t like trump, israel, and want free healthcare.
Unhinged political Mad Libs that nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Crw3 (via @wttp3)
De la no soul , the phar right cyde , public enemas, Run B.N.P., and the disposable zeroes of hypocrisy?
declaring your own pardons invalid mid-speech, very legal very cool
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
touch grass, learn punctuation, discover what 'homosexual' means
Truth. I don’t know where this retarded fascination with Russia came from on both “the dirt bag left” and “the dissident right” but it’s both retarded low IQ drivel and homosexual in literal sense.