Elon is both immigration AND AI? Pick a villain, bestie
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POLITICAL-WORD-SALAD✕REMOVE FILTER
Random insults + existential crisis = peak Reddit Thursday
SLOP+ By KNugent4118 (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump is a demented bastard. Stephen Miller is a nefarious prick. Kristie Noem is a stupid bitch. Ice agents are criminals. Marco Rubio is a dunderhead. JD Vance is a christo-fascist homosectional. RFK Jr is a feckless fuck. America isn't even a real place anymore.
Politician lists grievances like a Yelp review with nuclear buttons
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Swalwell: He's bombed Nigeria, Syria, and now Venezuela. He said he'd lower costs on day one, and then he put a tariff tax in place that has raised everyone's costs. And he said he released the Epstein files. And of course he has buried them. So politicians make promises all the time that happens, b...
It was never about drugs, it's always been about oil (trust me bro)
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President marble shopping vs macaroni anxiety: a take so unhinged it loops back
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Blow: People are worried if they can buy macaroni while the president is out shopping marble McCaughey: Oh, all that jealously of the rich has nothing to do with it. Blow: That is a crazy statement
every ideology fears different boogeyman, this guy fears all at once
SLOP+ By hasanabi (via @wttp3)
there’s an esoteric pedophilic neonazi cult that directly pushes teenagers to do mass shootings every other week on telegram and these guys are going to investigate people who don’t like trump, israel, and want free healthcare.
Unhinged political Mad Libs that nobody asked for
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declaring your own pardons invalid mid-speech, very legal very cool
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump's Thanksgiving speech: "Hunter's was good. That was the one pardon, Pam, that was good. Right? The rest of them are all invalid."
touch grass, learn punctuation, discover what 'homosexual' means
Truth. I don’t know where this retarded fascination with Russia came from on both “the dirt bag left” and “the dissident right” but it’s both retarded low IQ drivel and homosexual in literal sense.
