janet gives tahani a massage. narrator massages jianyu. that's literally it
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nicotine gatekeepinggrown man energydosage discourse
guy becomes incredibly pressed about other dudes' nicotine pouch strength
SLOP+ By my life is a living hell. every minute is torture (via @wttp3)
I can’t believe how many adult men use 3mg Zyns. I don't wanna be that guy but grow up, man. That’s like, the dose you would give a baby to make it stop crying, or like, to your cousin on his 12th birthday
trump's oddly detailed laundry commentary nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Mike Sington (via @wttp3)
“I think she steams them.” He’s so weird. Trump gives detailed description of how meticulously Melania takes care of her “panties”.
His house has the energy of a Workplace Solutions LLC office park
Gary Kilroy (via @wttp3)•
