wellness brand discovers poop jokes, ruins everything
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tiny unicorn here to discuss your prostate with science
SLOP+ By wttp3
A Men's Journal headline about optimal masturbation frequency for cancer prevention gets paired with a stock photo of a child's toy unicorn, creating an aggressively stupid visual non-sequitur that somehow feels like legitimate health content. This is what happens when wellness clickbait meets a sto...
leftover potato era begins: chill ur carbs, reduce ur cholesterol 10-15%!!
A health-focused social media post from 'Γrgiva Massive' featuring stock photos of prepared foods (mashed potatoes, pasta, a potato) garnished with cilantro. The post explains the benefits of cooling cooked carbohydrates overnight to convert them to resistant starch/fiber, claiming significant chole...
cosmic telescope bro discovers gratitude, galaxy aesthetics ensue
Meditating on how definitions destroy meaning, very zen, much science
A woman in white clothing sits in a meditative pose on a vast desert sand dune under a clear blue sky with wispy clouds. She wears a pearl necklace and has her hair in braids, with her hands positioned in a calm meditation gesture. The caption uses ironic, dismissive language to mock the concept of ...
Guy thinks he can undiagnose ADHD with vibes and puzzle pieces
A magazine cover or article header with a yellow background featuring three stylized head silhouettes in white, blue, and black. Each head contains different visual representations: one with connected nodes/network patterns, one filled with mathematical numbers and equations, and one with puzzle pie...
Lisa's about to explain why your dog's kibble rewrites their DNA
dog testosterone manifestovet room thoughtsvasectomy agenda
vet discovers testosterone optimization for dogs, becomes unwilling biohacker
SLOP+ By Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D. (via @wttp3)
Interesting that some countries make it illegal to castrate a male dog, others illegal not to. I asked a vet here about this & they said βwe really should just give male dogs vasectomies if we are worried about them breeding but keep their T intact for brain and body health.β !!!
Girl replaced entire supplement cabinet with one bottle, very normal behavior
A woman in a black blazer holds up a bottle of Longevity Complete supplement next to a Longevity Complete powder container, smiling enthusiastically. The right side lists 16+ supplement ingredients with a testimonial about switching from green powders. A Trustpilot rating of 4.7/5 is displayed at th...
Just microdose your wellness bro, it's basically the same thing
Brain optimization speedrun: ADHD fixed in 3 weeks or your money back (jk)
A vibrant digital wellness advertisement featuring bold red and blue mushroom-inspired graphics promoting a 3-week ADHD reset program for men. The circular design uses dramatic language about dopamine chasing and self-sabotage, promising rapid cognitive improvements with escalating timeline claims. ...
ecstasy is just sad person juice, don't forget to like & subscribe
@Tricycle Day Follow A drug commonly known as βecstasyβ helps people feel less sad. Imagine that. π In our newsletter yesterday we shared the results from the worldβs first clinical trial of MDMA-assisted therapy for major depression. Read it through our link in bio. π« Like & Subscribe for more...
Your body probably has parasites (it doesn't) - here's 7 reasons to panic
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bro just discovered latex allergies are contagious through fruit vibes
SLOP+ By Perethyst
Those are two latex food allergy foods. Are you also allergic to latex? You might be.Β