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Keir bad, drugs scary, vote Reform, also he's robotic lmao
Don't let mad Zac hypnotize you into voting Green. They wanna legalize all drugs, crack cocaine and heroin. They want open border chaos. Keir Starmer looks like a robot, doesn't understand the British people. Vote Reform. Put Gorton and Denton first. A vote for Goodwin is a vote for Gorton and Dento...
5 cases = continental lockdown speedrun, Thailand already speedrunning airport security theater
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BREAKING: Thailand has begun tightening health screening at major international airports after India confirmed 5 cases of Nipah virus, a disease with a mortality rate of up to 75%.
AI bad, democracy ded, read Wired for your daily existential dread
FBI stops thing, news reports thing stopped, nothing actually happened
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FBI thwarts ISIS terror attack in North Carolina The FBI announced it had stopped a ISIS 'potential terrorist attack' for New Year's Eve in North Car...
FBI discovers the internet exists, warns youth are using it suspiciously
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FBI official hints at new counterterrorism focus on young Americans online. βFBI OPS DIRECTOR MICHAEL GLASHEEN: "The FBI has identified a particularly concerning uptick in radicalization of young people. Radicalization of domestic terrorist most often occurs online. Social media and encryption have...
Your body probably has parasites (it doesn't) - here's 7 reasons to panic
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Dirty Dozen: same scaremongering headlines since 2009, now with MORE CAPS
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Revealed: The 'Dirty Dozen' list of fruits and vegetables that are laced with nasty pesticides - including chemicals linked to cancer Newly-revealed government data singles out the 'Dirty Dozen' - the 12 most polluted fruit and vegetables found in our shopping trolleys.
former fed discovers one weird trick: make everything affect 330M people
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Chinese cyberattack campaign likely impacted every American, former FBI official says Former FBI official says likely every American impacted by Chinese Salt Typhoon cyberattack targeting US telecommunications networks in massive breach.
Venezuela's secret anarchy plot: least credible defense strategy ever
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Ukraine? Child's play. Let me tell you about REAL war (sources: my brain)
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Cyber carnage, 'carrier killer' missiles and a hi-tech nuclear Armageddon. This is the terrifying new war that's drawing ever closer - and why it will make Ukraine look like a picnic: IAN WILLIAMS A military blockade under cover of a 'search and rescue' operation. Hackers bring down the financial s...
big meal = heart attack, but also just eat better lol
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Why big meals can trigger heart attacks, just like stress or heavy exercise You can reduce your risk by indulging in moderation, adding healthy foods to your plate
YouTuber discovers exclusive parties exist, immediately warns normies they'll regret it anyway
11 countries allegedly poisoning tourists via mojitos (citation needed)
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Urgent warning to tourists as 11 more countries found to serve poisonous alcoholic drinks Many holidaymakers enjoy sipping a cocktail on the beach or...