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Hi love, It’s almost 2026 and one out of the three baby turtles that Santa brought to our home this Christmas is having a little harder time getting the courage to come out of its shell. Honestly, this reminds me so much of how whenever I open registration for the IN-Depth Meditation Teacher Train...

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turtle anxiety meets meditation MLM energy with a side of cooked testimonials