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Puppet therapy: when your loneliness needs a green boss monster

Puppet therapy: when your loneliness needs a green boss monster

SLOP+ By wttp3

An aggressively surreal stock illustration about pandemic loneliness that looks like someone weaponized clip art to visualize depression as marionette performance art. The floating puppet-master green blob and geometric chaos scream "this was designed by committee in a Figma file." Someone absolutel...

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Scientists finally killed vibes by defining them too hard

A woman in white clothing sits in a meditative pose on a vast desert sand dune under a blue sky with clouds. The image is paired with a sardonic caption mocking the over-definition of wellness terminology, suggesting that scientific attempts to quantify abstract concepts like 'well-being' ultimately...

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Scientists finally killed vibes by defining them too hard
celebrities thin = global food shortage prep, trends aren't real, wake up sheeple

celebrities thin = global food shortage prep, trends aren't real, wake up sheeple

Something strange is happening in Hollywood, and nobody wants to say it out loud. A wave of celebrities is suddenly showing up looking severely undernourished — not slim, not fit, but famine-thin. Ariana Grande, her Wicked co-star, Christina Aguilera… the list keeps growing. People blame “Ozempic f...

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