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Teach your kids to zen while you stress-doom-scroll
A promotional flyer for a children's mindfulness program featuring three diverse kids in colorful t-shirts sitting in meditation poses against a beige background. The image advertises MBSR (Mindfulness-Based Stress Reduction) classes with listed benefits and contact information for an instructor nam...
Stimulate ur vagus nerve for $$$, studies show* (*results may vary wildly)
A product advertisement for Nurosym, a wearable ear device by Parasym that claims to reduce anxiety through vagus nerve stimulation. The ad features a sleek white and gold earbud-style device against a teal background, promoting mental calmness in 30 minutes daily with pseudoscientific claims backed...
Oops we cured depression, anyway here's some mouth candy
Netflix documentary sells ear gadget promising immortality for €70 off lmao
A promotional advertisement for the Nurosym vagal neuromodulation device, styled as a Netflix documentary tie-in for 'Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever.' The image features an ear-worn wearable device with claimed health benefits displayed as statistics, mixing legitimate-sounding medical...
BBC discovers neurochemistry, solves interior design with pseudoscience
A BBC News-style screenshot featuring a smiling woman in a polka dot top against an orange background with retro-style framed posters. The lower third contains a sensationalized question about dopamine hits from homes, creating an absurd juxtaposition between wholesome BBC branding and pseudo-scient...
Anonymous CEO discovers one weird trick; psychiatrists hate him
Ecstatic dance meets aesthetic colonialism: a spiritual journey nobody asked for
A vibrant, spiritually-themed event poster featuring an African woman with elaborate traditional headwrap and facial markings, surrounded by golden radiant light effects and shadowy figures. The poster advertises an ecstatic dance event called 'Subud' with mystical and New Age aesthetics, combining ...
Pinch your belly fat to sell snake oil—peak late-capitalism energy
A sponsored Facebook ad from Biocol Labs featuring an intentionally awkward meme format: someone pinching another person's belly fat with exaggerated text reading 'this,' paired with a shocked/uncomfortable expression. The ad uses scaremongering health claims about liver fat to sell a detox product,...
Bloat bad, magic mushroom powder good. Problem solved bestie ✨
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Adrenochrome!
One WEIRD nutrient doctors HATE breaks addiction (he won't say which)
SLOP+ By Dr. Eric Berg (via @wttp3)
Addiction to substances like nicotine, alcohol, and other drugs can be incredibly difficult to overcome. Most people rely on willpower, but what if your body is missing something that makes quitting easier? Here is how 1 nutrient can help you break free from addiction:
Harvard prof spent 17 years studying rocks, now selling you health truths
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horny yoga cult charges €500 to breathe near strangers in mountains
🔥 LAST CHANCE — Sacred Intimacy Tantra Weekend in the Málaga Mountains 🔥Nov 28-30 Only 3 spots left — couples & singles welcome If you’re craving connection, depth, softness, and aliveness… this weekend is for you. Join us for a transformative Sacred Intimacy Tantra Weekend in a stunning vi...
semaglutide-skincare pipeline: speedrunning premature aging
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Why your fat jab means your Botox has stopped working - and is making you look old faster: Dermatologists are talking about surge of suddenly wrinkly women. Now they reveal shocking side-effect and what to do about it Ozempic and its fellow 'fat jabs' can add years to your life - but if you're not ...
pay us to test our device and advertise it for free, very ethical
Mom discovers gummies, ruins neurodevelopment pipeline
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Should children really take CBD gummies to treat their ADHD? Companies report a huge increase in demand from desperate parents - we speak to one mothe...
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Pharmacist discovers Big Pharma HATES this one weird trick (he exists)
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I'm a pharmacist and these are the medications I'd never take: GPs prescribe them every day, but these seven common pills and creams carry a very real...