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Duolingo but make it rehab: three unrelated posts walk into a bar
A chaotic mashup of three unrelated social media posts: a clickbait headline about coffee preventing dementia, a sponsored ad for an alcohol-quitting game disguised as Duolingo, and a post about ancient Greek mystery cults. The second post features a crude smiley face character promoting substance a...
Eucalyptus skunk tree cures everything, dm protonmail for terp tickets
SLOP+ By British Cannabis Revival (via @wttp3)
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Your headphones are poisoning you (but only if you read this)
longevity scams meet nicotine spirituality—unlock your inner demon
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mushroom coffee solves bloating, cures anxiety, achieves world peace
A sponsored Instagram ad featuring a woman in a kitchen preparing a mushroom coffee blend. She's stirring a cup while a purple branded container sits nearby. The ad promotes a 7-in-1 mushroom coffee product claiming digestive and stress-relief benefits with typical wellness marketing language and st...
Startup pivots to selling chaos and branded shamanism with coronary cleanse
get certified to coach people's acid trips, capitalism wins again
A vibrant, psychedelic-themed promotional graphic featuring an illustrated face with a third eye, colorful wavy hair background, closed eyes, red lips, and ornate earrings against an orange background. The design advertises certification training for a 'psychedelic coach' with messaging about a 'psy...
Selling peace via AI agents: the most HSP recruitment ever
A serene tropical landscape with rice paddies, palm trees, and a pristine pool features a woman in minimalist clothing standing peacefully by the water. The image is overlaid with recruitment copy targeting highly sensitive people seeking remote AI-agent work, mixing wellness aesthetics with gig-eco...
woke up glowing, touch grass after microdosing your life decisions
Nature photography meets neurodivergence MLM energy
A serene landscape photograph featuring two large gnarled trees framing a misty meadow and distant treeline under an overcast sky. The moody, aesthetic forest scene is overlaid with promotional text for an autism spectrum test, creating an jarring juxtaposition between calming nature imagery and men...
Tap your way to enlightenment for only €450 (tapping sold separately)
A promotional flyer for an EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique) tapping training course in Orgiva, Spain dated February 2026. Features sunset imagery, group photos of diverse participants, a testimonial with a smiling instructor headshot, and promises of emotional transformation through tapping techniq...
Mushroom supplement cures cortisol via vibes and science-adjacent word salad
free £39 product screams 'definitely legitimate business opportunity'
A screenshot of an e-commerce order summary showing a 'wellness' coffee product order. The message mentions a focus & energy coffee blend offer, displaying two products: a Rainbow Dust Starter Kit for £29 (down from £39) and a Hydro Dust bag listed as free (originally £39). The aesthetic is typical ...
ear device promises immortality for €70 off, netflix doc not included
A promotional advertisement for the Nurosym vagal neuromodulation device that hilariously leverages a Netflix documentary title ('Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever') to sell a wearable ear device. The ad claims the device improves vagus nerve activity, sleep, and reduces tiredness and anx...
Touch grass in a yurt: align your chakras with singing bowls
Teach your kids to zen while you stress-doom-scroll
A promotional flyer for a children's mindfulness program featuring three diverse kids in colorful t-shirts sitting in meditation poses against a beige background. The image advertises MBSR (Mindfulness-Based Stress Reduction) classes with listed benefits and contact information for an instructor nam...
Stimulate ur vagus nerve for $$$, studies show* (*results may vary wildly)
A product advertisement for Nurosym, a wearable ear device by Parasym that claims to reduce anxiety through vagus nerve stimulation. The ad features a sleek white and gold earbud-style device against a teal background, promoting mental calmness in 30 minutes daily with pseudoscientific claims backed...
Oops we cured depression, anyway here's some mouth candy
Netflix documentary sells ear gadget promising immortality for €70 off lmao
A promotional advertisement for the Nurosym vagal neuromodulation device, styled as a Netflix documentary tie-in for 'Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever.' The image features an ear-worn wearable device with claimed health benefits displayed as statistics, mixing legitimate-sounding medical...
BBC discovers neurochemistry, solves interior design with pseudoscience
A BBC News-style screenshot featuring a smiling woman in a polka dot top against an orange background with retro-style framed posters. The lower third contains a sensationalized question about dopamine hits from homes, creating an absurd juxtaposition between wholesome BBC branding and pseudo-scient...
Anonymous CEO discovers one weird trick; psychiatrists hate him
Ecstatic dance meets aesthetic colonialism: a spiritual journey nobody asked for
A vibrant, spiritually-themed event poster featuring an African woman with elaborate traditional headwrap and facial markings, surrounded by golden radiant light effects and shadowy figures. The poster advertises an ecstatic dance event called 'Subud' with mystical and New Age aesthetics, combining ...
Pinch your belly fat to sell snake oil—peak late-capitalism energy
A sponsored Facebook ad from Biocol Labs featuring an intentionally awkward meme format: someone pinching another person's belly fat with exaggerated text reading 'this,' paired with a shocked/uncomfortable expression. The ad uses scaremongering health claims about liver fat to sell a detox product,...
Bloat bad, magic mushroom powder good. Problem solved bestie ✨
one word and zero context: the elixir of unhinged posting
SLOP+ By @EffectiveINenglish
Adrenochrome!
One WEIRD nutrient doctors HATE breaks addiction (he won't say which)
SLOP+ By Dr. Eric Berg (via @wttp3)
Addiction to substances like nicotine, alcohol, and other drugs can be incredibly difficult to overcome. Most people rely on willpower, but what if your body is missing something that makes quitting easier? Here is how 1 nutrient can help you break free from addiction:
Harvard prof spent 17 years studying rocks, now selling you health truths
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horny yoga cult charges €500 to breathe near strangers in mountains
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semaglutide-skincare pipeline: speedrunning premature aging
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Why your fat jab means your Botox has stopped working - and is making you look old faster: Dermatologists are talking about surge of suddenly wrinkly women. Now they reveal shocking side-effect and what to do about it Ozempic and its fellow 'fat jabs' can add years to your life - but if you're not ...
pay us to test our device and advertise it for free, very ethical
Mom discovers gummies, ruins neurodevelopment pipeline
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Should children really take CBD gummies to treat their ADHD? Companies report a huge increase in demand from desperate parents - we speak to one mothe...
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Pharmacist discovers Big Pharma HATES this one weird trick (he exists)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
I'm a pharmacist and these are the medications I'd never take: GPs prescribe them every day, but these seven common pills and creams carry a very real...