both sides energyfalse equivalence speedrununhinged comparisonconspiracy liteDijon mustard vs. toilet cocaine: a serious moral equivalencyBy NYTPitchbot (via @wttp3)•February 14, 2026Share:𝕏FR🔗Whether it’s Barack Obama putting Dijon mustard on a hotdog or RFK Jr. snorting cocaine off a toilet seat, both men made some curious decisions.