Dijon mustard vs. toilet cocaine: a serious moral equivalency
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Mad lad threatens to defy court order, compares himself to generals
SLOP+ By Ricky Davila (via @wttp3)
After a judge ruled that drunkard rapist Fox Propagandist Pete Hegseth couldnโt cut Astronaut Senator Mark Kellyโs military rank and pension for expressing free speech, Hegseth said he was going to do it anyway. We went from a decorated 4 star General to this pathetic scumbag.
DJ Khaled's stomach got a stadium invite, apparently
8.6 brunette with doodle tats and wagon fatter then Dj DJ Khaled tummy just asked to switch off on on leg press. Stadium pulse equivalent to Ohio State vs Michigan in the shoe
gf has trust issues: vietnam vet edition
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she's gonna revolutionize tina like charli did big soda (extremely unhinged)
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someone said sheโs gonna do for tina what charli did for cokeโฆโฆ,,,,,
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vance has the energy of an 80s villain denying nuns their park
SLOP+ By Jon Lovett (via @wttp3)
Vance is such a brutal spokesperson - a charisma void, the energy of an 80s villain explaining to a group of nuns why they're petition to save a park is denied and frankly shameful given the money at stake. But then who else can they send out? Noem is a fraud who can't handle hard questions without ...
Swift comparison: saying bitch vs shooting someone, totally equivalent discourse
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Americans vs Brits: a tale of restraint vs cheeky half-pints until dawn
SLOP+ By Dan (via @wttp3)
I've worked with Americans. They say "Lets go for drinks (pural)" have 1, go home. Brits say "Lets grab a cheeky half" and stay until 1am.
Macron as a Temu James Bond Zoolander DJ: pure unfiltered chaos
SLOP+ By Mambo Italiano (via @wttp3)
Macron at the World Economic Forum is the crossover of a Temu James Bond with a soft โR,โ a Wolf of Wall Street extra, an Ibiza DJ spinning after-hours right after his cousinโs wedding, and a Zoolander scene that got cut for being way too ridiculous
Ryanair > Saudi oligarch scat fetish, apparently
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two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill
SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)
January 6, 2021 was Donald Trump defecating on the USA. January 6, 2025 was Donald Trump rubbing our face it. Heโs a 79 year-old drug addict in a diaper who can barely read. He spent his life lying, cheating & raping. Step the f*ck up & stop this guy. He should be in prison.
Colorful circles vs oedipal urges: a discipline-changing debate
SLOP+ By Nornal Guy (via @wttp3)
Psychology should have chosen the colorful circles schizophrenic wizard instead of the weird sex pervert who wanted to bang his mom
Kash's FBI uber service gets the role reversal treatment
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website drama but make it james bond villain meeting
SLOP+ By Michael Weiss (via @wttp3)
This website in the past 48 hours has been like watching a remedial version of SPECTRE convene a meeting in real time.
plastic dolls > you, apparently
Barbie and Ken are more real than you, clingwrap.
two eras, both bad, one just has better drugs and hedge access
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