Penguin Classics meets pump-and-dump schemes, nobody asked

Someone thought slapping 'DODGY CRYPTO' onto Alexandre Dumas constituted comedy, presumably while scrolling through crypto Twitter at 3 AM. It's the visual equivalent of a finance bro's forced laugh at his own joke—technically a mashup, spiritually bankrupt. The bit lands somewhere between 'understands internet humor' and 'desperately seeking relevance through current events,' which is exactly as exhausting as it sounds.