
skeleton influencers recommend extinction as self-care, 10/10
Two skeleton figures with purple legs sit in a neon-soaked cyberpunk cityscape, holding smartphones and melting into green goo. A massive eye watches from above surrounded by clouds. Neon signs advertise absurd wellness services like 'Organic Despair' and 'Soul-Crushing Spin Class.' The image mocks toxic positivity and wellness culture with darkly comedic text suggesting 'extinction' as a mental health solution.
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CRYSTAL ENEMAS
WELL-OCLAPSE: The App 😭
LUNA
FREYA
ORGANIC DESPAIR
ORGANIC DESPAIR
SOUL-CRUSHING SPIN CLASS
WARNI
ORGANIC DESPAIR
this is smoggie
NEW POST: #WELLNESSFAIL #CHRONICALLYDEAD
STILL DEPRESSED? TRY EXTINCTION. 10/10 BONE-DOCTORS RECOMMEND