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OSHA violations as love language: peak millennial romance
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OSHA violations as love language: peak millennial romance

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Someone took a hyper-aestheticized beach character illustration and slapped workplace safety regulatory jargon onto it as a confession of affection. The juxtaposition of corporate bureaucratic language with gaudy romantic imagery suggests either a deeply online millennial trying to be quirky or someone who genuinely conflates their crush with regulatory compliance violations. It's the kind of unhinged energy only generated by people who've spent too much time on dating app discourse and HR training videos.
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