OSHA violations as love language: peak millennial romance
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CORPORATE-POETRY✕REMOVE FILTER
LinkedIn exec discovers rhyming while high on venture capital
SLOP+ By wttp3
A marketing agency desperately trying to sound inspiring by turning customer acquisition into vaguely poetic corporate spam. It reads like someone at a TikTok pitch meeting confused motivational speaking with actual business strategy. The confidence in those periods is audacious—treating banal ad co...
motivational speaker had a stroke and called it a vision board
Gaine RN chase lies, NO CAP, dreams activated, Ghosts of ambition. Boss babe fills voids, GRIND mode, MANIFEST greatness, Silent motives bloom.
Wouter's symphony of adjectives needs a sommelier to pair with reality
