METRO discovers women have needs, writes it down like Socrates

A tabloid publication dressed up what is essentially a brag about sexual frequency as inspirational advice, complete with staged glamour-shot aesthetics and aspirational typography. This is what happens when clickbait meets pseudo-feminist repackaging—someone's personal performance metric becomes a universal "standard" worth framing on your wall. The cringe lives in the earnest attempt to make quantified hedonism sound like empowerment rather than just... talking about sex like a normal person.