broke the social interaction speedrun by confusing Tiger Woods with stocks

Spoke with normal people today. Within the first couple of minutes I realized I'm a degenerate no life who is completely detached from reality They discussed foreign concepts such as, "plans this weekend" and "sports". They asked me about "plans this weekend" and "sports". I froze. I could barely make sense of these concepts. Using context clues I was able to string together a few sentences which seemed to throw them off my scent. I said something akin to, "Not a fan of Tiger Woods, but the Dow Jones is over 50,000". Mission accomplished.