
man brags about Iraq trip, considers self-awarding medal, threatens lawsuit
Absolute unit decides he's too brave for his own good, goes to Iraq, then spends five minutes talking himself into committing what's basically election fraud by awarding himself a Congressional Medal of Honor. The mental gymnastics are Olympic-level—he knows it's illegal, he knows it's insane, but he's gonna 'test the law' anyway because apparently that's how courts work now.
Vibe: guy who thinks his own legal team is a suggestion, not a requirement
Key topics: Congressional Medal of Honor self-appointment, Iraq trip bragging, threatening to sue-bait the 'radical left', casually admitting to planned illegality on mic
Transcript:
So I decided to go to Iraq, and I flew to Iraq. I was extremely brave. In fact, so brave, I wanted to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor. I said to my people, am I allowed to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor? And, you know, I've given out so many to guys that are seriously brave. I mean, they come in with the arms are missing, the legs are missing. The stories are so unbelievable. And I said, that's a little stretch if I gave myself one of them. But it's one of those things. Someday I'm gonna try. I'm gonna test the law. I'm gonna, Brandon, I'm gonna say, let's give it a shot. Maybe I'll win in court after everyone sues me. After the radical left lunatics sue me.