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man brags about Iraq trip, considers self-awarding medal, threatens lawsuit

man brags about Iraq trip, considers self-awarding medal, threatens lawsuit

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Absolute unit decides he's too brave for his own good, goes to Iraq, then spends five minutes talking himself into committing what's basically election fraud by awarding himself a Congressional Medal of Honor. The mental gymnastics are Olympic-level—he knows it's illegal, he knows it's insane, but he's gonna 'test the law' anyway because apparently that's how courts work now. Vibe: guy who thinks his own legal team is a suggestion, not a requirement Key topics: Congressional Medal of Honor self-appointment, Iraq trip bragging, threatening to sue-bait the 'radical left', casually admitting to planned illegality on mic Transcript: So I decided to go to Iraq, and I flew to Iraq. I was extremely brave. In fact, so brave, I wanted to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor. I said to my people, am I allowed to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor? And, you know, I've given out so many to guys that are seriously brave. I mean, they come in with the arms are missing, the legs are missing. The stories are so unbelievable. And I said, that's a little stretch if I gave myself one of them. But it's one of those things. Someday I'm gonna try. I'm gonna test the law. I'm gonna, Brandon, I'm gonna say, let's give it a shot. Maybe I'll win in court after everyone sues me. After the radical left lunatics sue me.
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