git push --force-deploy-drone-to-iran.sh (jk don't actually)

A Twitter thread screenshot showing verified users making absurdist jokes mixing military/drone terminology with software development jargon (commits, deploying tools, data summarization). The thread progressively escalates from AI integration to Palantir to ballistic missiles to bombing Iran, creating a cursed mashup of Silicon Valley speak and military operations. Extracted text: Sam V @svnewsalerts · 15m Integrated into Palantir Cengiz @cengotengo · 1h MCPs for ballistic missiles. They are too lazy to manually operate Piotr Baczynski @PiotrBaczynski · 23m "Write a message informing about the target being eliminated, use military language" Daniel @DanielW_Kiwi · 1h Claude drive the drone to the target. Make no mistakes Prateek Punj @punjjam · 12m Actually summarization and going through shit ton of data to find the most critical information. Matt Griswold @griswold · 39m "commit and push all of our sorties for today" sleepysun @TroonApocalypse · 47m Takes time phase out a tool and replace it with something else baouws @baouws · 1h intelligence ofc Dwayne Cubbins @DCubbins · 11m Pentagon: Should we bomb Iran?