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A Twitter thread screenshot showing verified users making absurdist jokes mixing military/drone terminology with software development jargon (commits, deploying tools, data summarization). The thread progressively escalates from AI integration to Palantir to ballistic missiles to bombing Iran, creat...

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CEO too fried to read contracts, so engineers turned law into Subway Surfers

SLOP+ By John Loeber (via @wttp3)

At dinner, I was made aware of an SF-based 22-year-old CEO whose "attention span is so cooked, when he has to review a legal document, someone on engineering has to vibe code him a video game that walks him through the legal language as a subway surfers adventure"

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CEO too fried to read contracts, so engineers turned law into Subway Surfers