girl dinner but make it a billionaire curse ritual

A Reddit post from r/discordian describing an elaborate ritual curse performed on the four richest people in the world. The poster details creating four Mason jars with the billionaires' names, filling them with drugs, garbage, razorblades, and personal items, invoking the god Ares, and smashing them with a hammer as an act of wealth redistribution magic. The post frames this as justified cosmic justice against wealth inequality. Extracted text: r/discordian u/Alien-Ellie · 1d I cursed the four richest people in the world I started with four glass Mason jars. on the sides I painted the names of one of the four richest people in the world - Jeffery Bezos, Lawrence Page, Lawrence Ellison, and Elon Musk. on the metal top of the jars I drew/wrote an invocation of the god Ares. inside the jars I put high doses of diphenhydramine (also known as benadryl), some spicy food, a handful of cigarette butts, cobwebs, a razorblade (two in Elon's jar), a shot of whiskey, a piece of paper stating the curse will be lifted if these men have away 99.9% of their wealth, and some of my shaved armpit hair. I took these jars, one by one, behind a dumpster, recited an incantation, and smashed the jars with a hammer. i did this because of the evil needed to hold these great amounts of wealth in a world full of so much need. it shouldn't be a good thing to be Jeff Bezos. it should SUCK to be Elon Musk. tl;dr I cursed the very rich and you should, too.