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lost a glove, found an MJ cosplay, questioned everything

By Supertanskiii (via @wttp3)•November 22, 2025

Jesus, it’s colder than Anne Widdecombe’s quim outside. To top it off, after searching all day for winter stuff I could only find one glove. And it was white. So I walked around all day looking like fucking MJ.