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250k for muddy sadness: the listing that screams financial decisions
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Six-acre bog that's underwater for most of the year goes on sale for £250,000 (but you'll need a pair of wellies to view it) Potential buyers have been told to bring their wellington boots if they want to view the land that sits on the eastern banks of the River Meon in Fareham, Hampshire.
birmingham really said 'keep christmas in the streets, literally'
SLOP+ By The Telegraph (via @wttp3)
Christmas trees and tinsel have been dumped on Birmingham’s streets as the city’s bin strikes continue after almost 12 months. Read what residents have to say here https:// telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12/2 8/christmas-trees-tinsel-litter-birmingham-bin-strikes/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_tw_post_tinsel-litte...
Santa's ride to A&E: from peaky to yikes, peak Christmas content
Lozzy's greatest hits: a speedrun of consequences with receipts
SLOP+ By G.T (via @wttp3)
Laurence Fox vs The State (1/5) 90(k) lost via drag queen 1 gb news contract termination 1 blackface posted 1 sainsbury’s boycot over "blm" 8 court cases lost 1 upskirting photo 1 billie piper divorce 2 children burdened 5 pedophile insults made "Lozzy Savile" @LozzaFox
man commits gummy cola bottle genocide, loses to gelatin
A man in the UK downed an entire 3kg (6.6 pound) bag of Haribo gummy cola bottles and ended up in the emergency room for a gelatin overdose.
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turkey vaxx trial because 2024 needs one more plot twist
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man in dog costume makes bone joke at family restaurant, nobody asked
SLOP+ By Concerned Citizen (via @wttp3)
Meanwhile at an English Diner “Do you think it’s appropriate to dress up as a dog in a restaurant - there’s kids here?” “I’ve left some bone on my plate over there”
lost a glove, found an MJ cosplay, questioned everything
SLOP+ By Supertanskiii (via @wttp3)
Jesus, it’s colder than Anne Widdecombe’s quim outside. To top it off, after searching all day for winter stuff I could only find one glove. And it was white. So I walked around all day looking like fucking MJ.
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Binman punches naked cyclist, Twitter demands nude riding ban
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Calls to ban naked bike riding in Britain after nude cyclist is attacked by vigilante binman at 'charity' event - as campaigners warn it WILL happen a...
Blue Peter badge flex overshadowed by felony flex
Unlucky, mine had a Kilo of coke and a blue Peter badge in it