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Man speedruns jail sentence via Mickey Mouse cosplay
SLOP+ By Clive Martin (via @wttp3)
Andrew Mountbatten going full 24 Hours in Police Custody right now. Giving his name as Mickey Mouse. Pulling his hood over his eyes in the interview. Hiring a dodgy lawyer with a personalised number plate. Getting an extra charge for a bag of weed in his pocket.
British breakfast descends into orange nightmare, workers unionize
A surreal, digitally-created landscape entirely composed of orange marmalade jars and candy canes embedded in an orange gelatinous terrain. A massive jar labeled 'Bitter Seville Marmade' dominates the center with clock and eye imagery, while tiny figures in striped clothing mine through the landscap...
Paddington goes to prison, apparently. Peak AI confusion.
mate can't decide between coleslaw trauma and duke of edinburgh shortcuts
Someone's having a full conversational breakdown with themselves about coleslaw they apparently didn't order, pivots to panicking about their Duke of Edinburgh badge like it's a life crisis, then gets confused about volunteer work and shopping with someone named Bernard. It's giving unhinged kitchen...
Thatcher's pizza box demons haunt dominos in this fever dream
A cursed vintage-style poster featuring Margaret Thatcher gleefully holding greasy, melting pizza boxes with supernatural skull creatures emerging from them. The image combines 1980s political imagery with absurdist horror-comedy, parodying conspiracy theories and combining food, the supernatural, a...
Alcoholic TV giveaway screams "we're really struggling on Tuesdays"
Man discovers caravan-shopping cart fusion technology in Kent
SLOP+ By Ediz (via @wttp3)
A man was spotted pulling a caravan with a shopping cart in Whitstable, Kent. It’s a first for me …….
grief but make it a stripper hamster in a pink thong
A Daily Mail tabloid headline paired with a selfie of a blonde woman and an inset circular image of a taxidermied hamster posed on a pole wearing a pink thong with fake money scattered around it. The image satirizes grief processing and pet memorialization taken to absurd extremes. Extracted text:...
250k for muddy sadness: the listing that screams financial decisions
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birmingham really said 'keep christmas in the streets, literally'
SLOP+ By The Telegraph (via @wttp3)
Christmas trees and tinsel have been dumped on Birmingham’s streets as the city’s bin strikes continue after almost 12 months. Read what residents have to say here https:// telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12/2 8/christmas-trees-tinsel-litter-birmingham-bin-strikes/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_tw_post_tinsel-litte...
Santa's ride to A&E: from peaky to yikes, peak Christmas content
A person wearing a red and white Santa hat with a deadpan, unimpressed expression stares directly at the camera in what appears to be an indoor setting. The image is paired with a humorous headline about taking someone to A&E (Accident & Emergency, UK hospital) during Christmas where their condition...
Lozzy's greatest hits: a speedrun of consequences with receipts
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man commits gummy cola bottle genocide, loses to gelatin
A man in the UK downed an entire 3kg (6.6 pound) bag of Haribo gummy cola bottles and ended up in the emergency room for a gelatin overdose.
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turkey vaxx trial because 2024 needs one more plot twist
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Turkeys in the UK to be vaccinated in a trial amid fears of a Christmas bird flu surge Experts concerned about the rise in recent UK cases hope launching a trial on turkeys could help to offset a possible bird flu epidemic.
man in dog costume makes bone joke at family restaurant, nobody asked
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lost a glove, found an MJ cosplay, questioned everything
SLOP+ By Supertanskiii (via @wttp3)
Jesus, it’s colder than Anne Widdecombe’s quim outside. To top it off, after searching all day for winter stuff I could only find one glove. And it was white. So I walked around all day looking like fucking MJ.
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Binman punches naked cyclist, Twitter demands nude riding ban
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Calls to ban naked bike riding in Britain after nude cyclist is attacked by vigilante binman at 'charity' event - as campaigners warn it WILL happen a...
Blue Peter badge flex overshadowed by felony flex
Unlucky, mine had a Kilo of coke and a blue Peter badge in it