cop shows up to arrest your monkey, nobody has time to explain

A police officer conducting what sounds like a perfectly normal welfare check, except they're dead serious about investigating monkey-keeping allegations and the homeowner is just flatly refusing access. It's got the energy of a sketch where the joke is that both parties are completely committed to their bit. Vibe: Bureaucratic absurdism meets home invasion anxiety — two people having different conversations about primates Key topics: alleged monkey ownership, police access to property, burglary denial, unhinged warrant situation Transcript: Yes, I am, but there's no burglary. We've had a report that you keep a monkey here. Monkeys? You mind if we have a look around? No.